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Farmer Wants a Wife – Final episode

It was the final episode of Farmer Wants a Wife, and the thing that was surprising about this show was the number of farmers that did find “love” on it. At least 50% have found a potential partner. So it shows that these reality tv shows do work in real life.

The show started off with the farmer’s having to knock on the doors of the girls they had picked, and spend a weekend in their environment.

Chris was first up and it was obvious he was going to go to Kim’s house, and in fact when he arrived her whole family were there to greet him. The party was ready with their corner bar fully stocked.

Expect wedding bells here to be covered by a weekly gossip mag within the next 12 months as this pair is in luuurrrrrrvvvvvvvvveeeee.

The surprising thing about this episode it was the first time they had shown Chris with any personality, he was sparkling in the group conversations in the end. Maybe it was all the endorphins triggering off in his brain.

Next up was Jon who had sent his two girls packing and brought in a third Deb.

However he decided to call on Jodie the nurse from Sydney he had really liked but as she did not like the isolation of the farm he had told her to go home.

Jodie said that once she had left the farm she had missed him and rang him to say she would be prepared to give it another shot.

However at the end when Natalie G was doing her excruciating interviews (is this is what she learnt in her journalism degree at Griffith Uni?) Jodie said they were no more then friends, and Jon agreed saying Jodie was not the ideal woman for him.

Gus knocked on quarantine officer, Brooke’s door. This pair have always had communication issues with stilted conversation and they did not appear to be improving.

In fact I find her very guarded. Her body language over dinner was not great, as Alan Pease might say her arms were crossed. It was a pity Gus could not read the signs as he blundered in saying he liked her but he needed more feedback from her.

Brooke looked startled like a bunny in headlights, and said she thought he was a nice guy but she did not want to take it any further. I really don’t know how genuine she was throughout the whole show in engaging with Gus, as she appeared to make no real effort, unless she is just really shy and boring.

Gus said he ” Was disappointed by not devastated.”

Drew knocked on Susie’s door who is a 28 year old communications manager from Sydney. I felt so sorry for Tash the other cool chick. But Drew was on a winner either way. This pair were sweet and coy with their feelings with each other. I felt like a voyeur as they were trying to take it to another level with their cute but a bit embarrassing conversation on the couch in a bar.

I think Drew has made the right choice I think this pair is better suited to each other. I think Tash would have gotten a bit bored of the whole thing.

At the end they said they liked “hanging together” and she was a “top girl” I wish them both the best, and I hope they stick together.

I found it surprising that Drew said he had heard the “It’s not you, but me speech,” so many times. Is there something wrong with this guy that we don’t know about? I think he seems great. Definitely my favourite.

Next was spiritual Brad, who had met a girl prior to his involvement on the show. However he picked Mel to spend the weekend with, and it looked like it was close to disastrous.

He said he found it difficult to bring out her “fun” side. I must admit I could not remember her smiling in any of the episodes. This girl is serious plus a little bit kooky.

Anyway instead of either of those girls going to the reunion place, it was the girlfriend he met prior to the show who came. Her name was Samara and they did seem like they were in love. I just don’t understand why she would agree to be on the show. Maybe it was a show some sort of proprietorship.

Last there was Craig who limped in with a football injury and no girl. He declared he was in love but who was she, and where was she?

Well Craig went against his mother’s wishes and picked Erin the 24 year old billing officer. They seemed to have some chemistry, and he did seem to have genuine affection for her son Lucas.

I am not sure what is going to happen to this pair. Either he will want her to be the traditional wife (clearly his mother did and still does most things for him), and after awhile she may not want to put up with that?

Or as she is quite assertive she may be able to whip him into shape. This one I would like to follow up on in 12 months time.

Erin was not there for the interviews at the end as she was in Canada for wedding and would be there for 2-3 months.

This got some bitching from the other participants. Kim saying “I would not want to leave someone that long at the beginning of a relationship” and others agreed it was a long time and questioned her feelings for him.

It only made me like her more, as it showed her independence, and in fact Craig seemed quite ok with it.

If he likes her why doesn’t he fly over to Canada for 2 weeks to spend time with her?? Christ she is going to have to make the sacrifice of moving to the farm in the middle of nowhere if she wants to be with him.

This show was surprisingly enjoyable, and a big thank you to the reader who told me about it.

It was rating well for Channel 9 and is a certainty to be on our screens next year. Maybe by then Natalie G may be able to develop her interviewing skills a bit more.


1 Onadrought { 11.29.07 at 2:07 pm }

Raver, do you need glasses? I am talking about Drew, and this is the one that you had matched up with me in a previous posting. Maybe, I am just too fussy and one of the positive things about aging could be failing eyesight, so I might be able to break the drought sometime around age 75.
Previously I had written, where have all the nice people gone? Well all the farmers were nice, exception a little bit, maybe Gus who did not want to put all his eggs in one basket or to put it another way he wanted to put something into more than one basket.
I reckon lack of female company makes thesesguys fall hard and fast. They must realise that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, or anyway I am sure they are thinking something about birds and bush. Which leads to, did any of them get a roll in the hay?

2 Reality Raver { 11.29.07 at 2:10 pm }

You missed a lot of the episodes and maybe Drew is not the best looking but he certainly was the most fun.

He also seemed to pick two of the more intelligent women.

If you just go on looks alone you can get a complete dud.

I think Chris and Kim got it on – she had said something about gravel rash.

3 Anonymous { 06.27.08 at 2:26 pm }

Reality Raver, I have just watched the re-runs and have (gulp) really enjoyed this show but am now busting to know the outcome – a year on!! Please, please, please put me out of my misery – are any of the couples still together????

4 Reality Raver { 06.27.08 at 10:03 pm }

Anon I have just posted on that very topic.
This link will take you to that yarn. or just go to