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A Reality Ravings Reader sent this hilarious drinking game in for So You Think You Can Dance.

A big thank you.

OK, here it is: the SYTYCDA Drinking Game!
Guaranteed to make Sunday and Monday nights more enjoyable.

Drink triggers – take a sip each time:

  • Someone talks about a “˜journey’
  • A dancer says “Dancing is my life” or “This means everything to me”
  • A judge says “That is what this show is all about”
  • Courtney gives a look like Jack Nicholson from The Shining

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-Heeeere’s Courtney!

You see Henry and think you’ve accidentally switched over to Lord of the Rings

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Ho, Gimli,see here, I have injured my bow finger! Alas, many orcs shall survive this night that should not.

  • You see Henry and think you’ve accidentally switched over to Ricky Martin: Live in Rio
  • Jason says he wants to see a man to dance like a man.
  • Bonnie gushes with some meaningless platitute reminiscent of Marcia on Idol.
  • Have a whole drink if Matt Lee ever appears without a hat.

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  • You get a mental picture of Bonnie Lythgoe dancing with US version judge, husband Nigel Lythgoe, and it sends a shudder down your spine

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  • The contestants annoyingly mime holding a phone to their ear when the number to call to save them comes up.

  • Someone gets eliminated and the judges announce in a grave and accusing tone that “Australia, this is what happens if you don’t vote for your favourite dancer!”, as though it’s our fault two people got eliminated and, if only enough people had voted, they wouldn’t have eliminated anyone.

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Australia, this is why you MUST keep voting for your favourite dancer!!

Take a sip or so if you have to view Natalie:

  • accidentally pulling her evil izzy face when she is actually meant to be smiling;
  • having hair so chunky you could carve it hugging teary strangers;
  • skol the day that rogue traders are the live Monday night entertainment

Any other suggestions welcome! Oh, and drink responsibly. Anyway, enjoy, and farewell to Khaly and Courtney!

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It’s not lyrical jazz, it’s hip hop jazz!

3 comments

1 Reality Raver { 02.20.08 at 11:12 pm }

What about:
Take a drink when someone misses a lift; and
When Jason speaks patronisingly to Sermsah

2 Anonymous { 02.21.08 at 3:03 pm }

With these ‘rules’ this particular game would have seriously have to be renamed the SYTYCD piss-as-a-newt game.

No one could forseeably expect not to hear hackneyed cliches like ‘dancing is everything to me’ every 5 secs of contestant talk time. Guess the only thing standing in the way of getting seriously blotto just 40 mins into the show would be the commercials.

Whatever you do Raver, don’t suggest a reversal of the one-drink-every-time-you-see-Matt-without-a-hat rule. On his form so far, the nation would be awash with alcohol if this rule was changed. Just what is he hiding under them hats?

3 stuce { 02.22.08 at 12:03 am }

“This is what happens if you don’t vote for your favourite dancer!”-, as though it’s our fault two people got eliminated and, if only enough people had voted, they wouldn’t have eliminated anyone.

—> that seriously cracked me up. well said! Its psychology to make us vote more and spend all our money! Bah. I went broke voting the last season of SYTYCD Malaysia.