I know I Like To Beat Things Up But This Is Ridiculous

by Reality Raver

So I am reading my Google Alerts and I see the words Simon Cowell, plunging neckline, swath of chest hair and deep tan. I could not click on the link to the Huffington Post quick enough.

And this is what I saw.

Seriously I was hoping expecting some ’70′s porn look, but clearly the author and I have different views on what the words plunging, swath and deep mean.

If you are wondering who the American Idol judge is with it is Sinitta his ex-girlfriend.

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