Jersey Shore – More Like Skank Shore
Just so you know they are currently casting for a series two of Jersey Shore. Yes I was shocked also. Yes the show is vaguely entertaining with skanky guys and girls running around being complete douches, but really how many episodes do I want to watch people getting drunk, grinding genital areas, and hooking up.
JWow’s philosophy is if I paid $10,000 for my boobs, I may as well show them with an amazing yellow shirt that even Pamela Anderson may hesitate wearing.
Gem quotes from the episode:
Jwow to Pauly D – “I just saw your penis”
Snooki to random guy who had passed out “Dude I want to make out and you are totally ignoring me”
Snooki to camera “I take care of my guys, if they throw up I look after them”
It was after that point that I kind of tuned out. Was upgrading my Foxtel package worth it to watch this show? No. Whoever is the marketing person for this show give them a pay rise as they have done a great job.
And by the way Jersey Shore looks like a shit hole.