Jersey Shore Episode Three – Classic Quotes
In another episode where Germaine Greer would be rolling in her grave if she were dead here are the best quotes from this episode:
- “She just doesn’t want to feel like a trash bag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue” said Pauly D.
- “Boys always stare at me eating pickles – perverts” Snooki after fellating a pickle.
- “I’m looking at having a more classy night tonight,” Vinny. Cue pelvis grinding and shots.
- “I don’t have to do what I don’t want to do” said Angelina
- “Angelina was like a half arsed firecracker she just fizzled out real quick and mad a lot of noise.” said The Situation.
- After being upset after she broke up with her boyfriend JWowww said “I will give it 24 hours then I am rocking out.”
- “I just had a feeling where I wanted to make out with someone so I made out with Ryder, and all the guys like that,” said Snooki.
- “That’s what I like the good guy and the jerk-off” said Snooki about The Situation.
And you knew baby’s breath was going to make an appearance in the show, I am just surprised it wasn’t with some carnations.