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Jersey Shore Episode Three – Classic Quotes

In another episode where Germaine Greer would be rolling in her grave if she were dead here are the best quotes from this episode:

  • “She just doesn’t want to feel like a trash bag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue” said Pauly D.
  • “Boys always stare at me eating pickles – perverts” Snooki after fellating a pickle.
  • “I’m looking at having a more classy night tonight,” Vinny. Cue pelvis grinding and shots.
  • “I don’t have to do what I don’t want to do” said Angelina
  • “Angelina was like a half arsed firecracker she just fizzled out real quick and mad a lot of noise.” said The Situation.
  • After being upset after she broke up with her boyfriend JWowww said “I will give it 24 hours then I am rocking out.”
  • “I just had a feeling where I wanted to make out with someone so I made out with Ryder, and all the guys like that,” said Snooki.
  • “That’s what I like the good guy and the jerk-off” said Snooki about The Situation.

And you knew baby’s breath was going to make an appearance in the show, I am just surprised it wasn’t with some carnations.


1 josie { 04.14.10 at 11:11 am }

Im loving this show. Its hilarious

2 Dolph Ziggler { 04.14.10 at 4:33 pm }

Dolph’s weiner tastes like a pickle.
Perhaps I should hook up with Snooki.

3 Injera { 04.18.10 at 6:12 pm }

I was going to give up on the “Shore”, but find I can’t. Now that annoying Angelina has gone, it seems to be getting better. Either that, or I’m getting dumber. Possible. Very possible.

4 Reality Raver { 04.18.10 at 9:36 pm }

Injera and Josie – it is a bit addictive. Appalling but I cannot take my eyes off it.