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2010 Is The Year Of The Psychic Octopus – He Predicts Adam

There was an psychic octopus for the Soccer World and now there has to be one for Masterchef Australia. On the Kyle and Jackie show they managed get an octopus at the Sydney Aquarium to pick the winner.

The best line in the interview is from Adam where he says “I never thought I would want an octopus to sit on my face!”

By the way the Octopus is predicting Adam.


1 Kaylen { 07.23.10 at 3:30 pm }

The Age’s poll, with over 8,000 respondents, have 77% in favour of Adam.

I hope so!

But then Blinky Bill will probably win, just to spite us all. 😉

2 littlepetal { 07.23.10 at 3:40 pm }

You are so right Kaylen. They will just let Callum win so we will keep talking about Masterchef.

3 fukuchan { 07.23.10 at 3:46 pm }

Well, Adam did live in Japan where tentacle erotica is de rigeur…

4 Culinary Boner { 07.23.10 at 5:44 pm }

Apparently this cephalapod is also predicting the Bulldogs to beat the Eels in the NRL tonight. This particular polpi is a dud, people.

I humbly suggest that a more credible (and appropriate) psychic predictor for MCA would be to get a moderately deranged, non-English speaking, black-robed Greek gran to assess the patterns left in cups of Greek coffee consumed by Adam and Callum.
It’d certainly make better tele than some lame local Occie imitation of the acknowledged champ, Paul of Oberhausen.

5 Pollywaffle { 07.23.10 at 6:06 pm }

CB, good idea but Geo’s Mum is busy that night as she’s preparing for the festival of Geo which commences the next day. The bald one comes home for 40 days, everyone lights a candle and a great fasting ends – meat, fish, eggs, sugar butter and oil which have been sacrificed to the Cole-sseum Pantry are restocked, the mystery box is sealed and returned to the ancestorial site in Geos Family garage under the Olive pickling bench. The Priest accepts the traditional ‘jewels’ from Geo – though a gold chain would have been preferable to pomegranate jellies, and the spit is fired up by Callum, no need for a marinade.

6 Culinary Boner { 07.23.10 at 6:26 pm }

Pollywaffle, I can see it now…Callum’s range of hand-made, self-basting meats. Attractively packaged. Featuring a hand-drawn graphic of the young master. Busy at work in his hot kitchen. Attentively leaning over said product.

7 Buzz { 07.23.10 at 6:40 pm }

They’re just making us out to be suckers with this one.
The occi wouldn’t have an ink-ling of who will win.
It’s got me all up in arms.

8 Buzz { 07.23.10 at 6:42 pm }

And pollywaffle, does geo arrive home in the belly of a large wooden horse? Can’t believe he’s doing a tour … when did chefs become rock stars?

9 Reality Raver { 07.23.10 at 9:26 pm }

You guys are crack ups.

Buzz – WTF – George is doing a tour? I blame Jamie Olivier for this fuckery remember his performance at the State Theatre?

10 pluck a duck { 07.23.10 at 9:39 pm }

Culinary Boner (at 6) – at least Callum/Gollum/Blinky Bill has got a ready outlet for his range of self-basting meats, sauces, sweat or whatever. According to the 3 page spread in Who mag out today (are they jumping the gun with a big scoop on the likely winner?), Callum’s Mum owns 2 homeware and gift shops in the Barossa Valley. Wouldn’t it be a small world if she was also flogging Maggie Beer produce and MC sponsor stuff?

OMG, we’ve gone from the sublime to the ridiculous if George is doing a tour. What’s the main attraction – him bouncing up and down on the spot for 90 minutes?

11 Culinary Boner { 07.24.10 at 12:36 am }

Eels won, easily. Fire up the hotplate for this fake.

12 Anonymous { 07.24.10 at 3:35 am }