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Simon Cowell On Holidays In South Of France

Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is having a break from his workaholic ways and was on holiday’s with his fiancee Mezhegan Hussainy. I wonder what he thinks of J-Lo and Steve Tyler now being on the judging panel for American Idol.

14 comments

1 shez { 08.10.10 at 11:48 pm }

did you notice he waxes the sides of his belly?

2 Culinary Boner { 08.11.10 at 10:38 am }

pec implants anyone?

3 Annon { 08.11.10 at 12:55 pm }

Boner, I was SO thinking that. He clearly has implants. Oh well, I suppose he can afford them

4 skye { 08.11.10 at 2:13 pm }

Yes, a quick google image search on the unpleasant search terms “Simon Cowell topless” makes it pretty clear that he has had pec implants fairly recently. Older topless shots are much furrier and less man-boobular by a long way.

5 Culinary Boner { 08.11.10 at 2:59 pm }

Wonder what else he’s had enhanced??

6 FullOn { 08.11.10 at 3:16 pm }

Culinary Boner, He’s a big enough dick as it is…

7 Reality Raver { 08.11.10 at 3:27 pm }

Cannot stop laughing at these comments

8 Culinary Boner { 08.11.10 at 3:30 pm }

FullOn, no wonder he has all those starlets chasing him

9 brain dead dave { 08.11.10 at 3:45 pm }

Not something you see every day… a dick holding a French letter.

10 Culinary Boner { 08.11.10 at 4:12 pm }

We have our very own dick, of course – http://www.smh.com.au/environment/conservation/dicks-blonde-ambition-1m-cash-to-save-civilisation-20100811-11z80.html

Two reality TV links here. Max Markson. And $1million in prize money. Oh, and some huge titted blondes. Can’t figure out what I need to do to win, but sign me dickmeister, sign me up.

11 Culinary Boner { 08.11.10 at 5:42 pm }

Back on topic, Steve Tyler isn’t a serious contender for Idol judge is he? He’s had a mouth implant, FFS.

12 Pollywaffle { 08.12.10 at 7:32 pm }

Waste of 2 good air bags with that brick of a head – doubt he rolls off the pillow in a fright in the middle of the night

13 scruffnkelsmum { 08.12.10 at 9:51 pm }

he looks deformed, (arms and boobs) and in need of a training bra…..

I have often wondered also if his hair is made of hard wax or concrete- it doesn’t move!!! and who the hell told him a square cut was cool????

14 Culinary Boner { 08.13.10 at 4:58 pm }

Seems he upset a mum whilst provocatively oiling up those man-boobs with sunscreen lotion:-http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/topless-sunbather-accused-of-sensuously-rubbing-in-sun-cream/story-e6frfq80-1225904452174