The X Factor – Kyle Judges On The Perve Factor
Well they say guys like a certain type and that certainly is the case for The X Factor judge Kyle Sandilands. He nearly popped a vein when he saw Hayley Teal the 20 year old admin assistant walk on stage. She had the brown red hair with a wave in it, the curvy figure and she could sing. It was a younger version of Tamara Jaber his former wife. I noted he gave her a standing ovation but not the cancer victim on last night.
I presume it was a bit of a set up when Kyle said “Have you got a fella at home” and she said she had a girlfriend. Anyway who cares who she is shagging as she did a great rendition of the Alicia Keys song How Come You Don’t Call Me.
Tonight they showed the auditioners mangling some of the judges song which was actually pretty amusing. Michael Mailo a 22 year old corrections officer made a Ronan Keating song unrecognisable.
Rennee Chomel 26 gasped out Natalie Imbruglia’s Torn, and some guy murdered Guy Sebastian’s Idol’s winners song Angel’s Brought Me Here (which was pretty bad to begin with).
And you knew Spitzer a 25 year old glacier did not have a hope of getting to boot camp when he was out rapped by Kyle Sandilands. But can someone tell me when rappers dance why do they always seem to be protecting their crotch area? I am sure someone must have done a thesis on this topic.
Olivia robins a 31 year old radiographer brought a bit more talent into the over 25 group, and she had a nice country pop vibe to her.
A big fail to the judges for not putting Vamos through. They were the white boy Milli Vanilli and were funny with it.
A group that did get through were Lazy J & Big Guy had the voice but were very shy on stage it was a great combo of angel voice with the other one rapping. They got a standing ovation and were put through.
Unemployed Angelo Evanglious’s son wanted him to audition for the show, and you knew they were hoping it would change their lives. Unfortunately you knew he was going to be bad when he said he was going to sing Rick Astley’s – Never Going To Give You Up. Points to Kyle for pointing out to the other three judges they were being hypocritical when they were judging him. “Thou shalt not lie” he sniped at them.
The judges were all gushing at Darcy Callus a 19 year old student who sang the John Legend song Ordinary People. Ronan told him he had the X Factor. He is guaranteed to be on the live shows.
The person who won the How The Fuck Did You Get To Bootcamp award is Adrian Duffeild whose singing of Dragon’s Rain was abysmal, but for some reason his wild, not in time stage moves got him the nod from the four judges.