Come Dine With Me Australia – Anita Is Really Brynne Edelsten In Disguise
Anita is officially my new favourite reality TV person in 2011, but I actually think she is Brynne Edelsten in disguise.
She has blonde hair, is from Victoria, everything is Versace, her dress sense is slapper classy, but also appears to be able to take the mickey out of herself. Love her.
I could not stop laughing when she said “having a shit on a toilet” was funnier than wannabe comedian Warren.
Clearly I have a different definition of comedy than Warren, as nothing he say is remotely funny. But then he seems to think so.
And won’t he be pissed that Anita has managed to monopolise the air time, and be funny at the same time.
It was Sheila’s turn to host tonight and put on one of the best dinner parties in the three seasons. It had a level of sophistication, mixed with a lot of fun. And the food was even good.
To start was tomato pesto tarts, followed by Saffron-French Toast with Smoked Salmon and Caviar. For main she served seasoned lamb cutlets with glazed mint jelly , served with rosemary pan fried potatoes, and green beans tossed with Prosciutto, stilton cheese & walnuts. For dessert she made sicilian Orange Cake served with Grand Marnier ice cream.
But the food was the side show tonight. At one point on the episode I thought the dinner was going to turn into a swingers party, with Anita perving on the models and rubbing herself against the primitive art piece with a large appendage whilst wearing Sheila’s burlesque lingerie.
I actually think Vanessa would have been happy to participate as she hopped in the lingerie as well. All I can say thank christ there wasn’t a spa or the producers would have had a situation on their hands.
After all that shenanigans Sheila received a kick-arse score of 35, which will unlikely be beaten this week.