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How Dumb Is Lara Bingle? Yes THAT Dumb

News in the Daily Telegraph is that Lara Bingle might face a jail term for taking her friend’s loss of driver’s licence points.

Lara Bingle revealed on Today FM breakfast program:

she [Bingle] lost her licence in December last year following a speeding fine – said: “It was [because of a] loss of points.

“I had too many,” before she added: “I took some for my friends.”

Even Kyle Sandilands knew it was illegal. Of course when you do something illegal it is not a great idea to announce it to 100,000’s of listeners on morning radio.

The RTA is now investigating and it can attract a jail term.

She is now denying she took the points via twitter of course.

However I am sure that won’t happen and we will see her on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars. However will she have the brain capacity to learn the routines?

UPDATE: the hard copy of the paper also says she said on radio that she was getting paid more than $50,000 to appear on Dancing With The Stars. Helloooo Channel Seven have not confirmed you yet, and they were not commenting on it.

 

4 comments

1 sourkraut { 03.25.11 at 1:22 pm }

Jail term could not be longer than 3 years. That’s all Einfeld got and he’s out already.

2 Culinary Boner { 03.25.11 at 2:14 pm }

Just imagine how those bull-dyke women’s prison officers* are salivating at the idea of ‘keeping an eye’ on the Lara, as she takes her nightly shower and full-body rub down with a cake of Solvol. Corrective services will need to invest in some defibrillators to avoid permanent staff losses.
* Note:- I’m presuming Prisoner was actually a doco.

3 Littlepetal { 03.25.11 at 4:06 pm }

Dumb and no brain. When will she learn????

4 Wurstsemmel { 03.25.11 at 4:17 pm }

Another one from the Charlie Sheen ‘Winning’ stable.