Today Tonight – Altiyan Childs Seriously How Old Is He?
Brain Dead Dave for months has been predicting for months that Altiyan would be back driving forklifts sometimes soon and it looks like that will be true.
Culinary Boner also said Steve Gold and the Altourage had model themselves on the show Entourage and Ari Gold and he was right.
I am starting think our Charles Manson cult theory is right – did you see the tattoo of the number nine on Altiyan’s neck.
Here are a few thoughts on the interview:
- What is Altiyan’s mental age? He is 36 (similar age to me) and his thought processes are like a 12 year old. Brain Dead Dave (regular commenter for new readers) alluded to the similarities to Michael Jackson in jest, but Altiyan has this Peter Pan complex, a boy who won’t grow up. He just seems very simple.
- The 15 year olds body language screamed get me out of here. In fact she didn’t look comfortable at all having him touch her. I think it is her mother who is wanting to shag him, she was all over him. Also disturbing she made him executor to her will after only knowing him for two months.
- The 19 year old girlfriend, Nikki Kingston looked like she was propping him up. I now suspect Altiyan is incapable of having a relationship with anyone with a higher mental age of 20.
- The gist of the story was Steve Gold has ripped off Altiyan’s winnings. I kind of feel sorry for him, but he is 36, so should have been a bit savvier in getting proof of his financial status.
- There were no questions regarding whether he knew about the illegal substances, but there were lots of tears.
- His father was in the story, but thankfully they did not interview him, if any of his Facebook rantings are anything to go by,
- And finally Altiyan who is broke again got taken for a ride, by not being paid for the interview.
Oh and Altiyan just because you are misunderstood does not make you an artist.