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Nigella Lawson In A Burkini – One For My Male Readers


Now I know I must bore my male readership with my comments about Manu’s accent, Matt Moran general bald hotness, and Commando’s six pack.

So guys this one is for you. Here is Season Three Masterchef Australia guest judge Nigella Lawson on Bondi Beach in her Burkini. If you are wondering if I am taking the piss, I am not, I understand she is very attractive to men.

And bless The Guardian as they queried that Nigella wearing this outfit was actually a subversive political statement as her wearing it came a week after wearing the burqa was banned in France.

 

15 comments

1 Fraggle { 04.28.11 at 1:12 am }

I have fair skin, and have been laughed at by friends at the beach for my obsessive slip, slop, slapping, but surely she is taking the piss with this outfit.
If nigella-let-me-deep-thoat-my-fingers-whilst-tasting-this-cake-mixture, was THAT concerned about sunburn or showing off her rather famously ample deriere, she should have stayed at the hotel pool.
The cynic in me says this is more brilliant promotion from ms lawson

2 Neil { 04.28.11 at 7:14 am }

Maybe she didn’t want photos of her body at the beach popping up in the gossip mags. This picture would not get a run in these mags.

3 Reality Raver { 04.28.11 at 9:50 am }

Fraggle – you might be right, as it was front page on all the newspapers in the UK.

Neil – The photos went worldwide in hours.

4 CG { 04.28.11 at 10:09 am }

Ha, RR is this for the men or to SCARE the men off/

Thinking ahead, I can see some food porn in our future when Nigella rolls up on MC. I bet she and Matt Cravat flirt.

Imagine the two of them rolling around together. Reminds me of the floured nun joke.

5 Culinary Boner { 04.28.11 at 10:20 am }

Clearly this bathing option saves on having to: a) wax the minge and associated straggly bits, b) apply spackfilla to hail-damaged areas, and; c) find a ‘kini bottom of the parachute dimensions necessary for total deriere containment. Still, that said, I can’t understand why Geoffrey Robertson gave up on the ‘jumping castle’ bedroom antics made possible by Nigella’s ample curves for that unfunny pinch-faced whippet Kathy Lette.

6 brain dead dave { 04.28.11 at 1:35 pm }

I love the latest Twining’s ad ,where I counted at least eight or nine angles of her breasts.
“T” …is for tits.

7 TMC { 04.28.11 at 2:34 pm }

Imagine Nigella cooking in a kitchen of a house that Sarah Beeney has renovated.

Tittastic

8 davsimp { 04.28.11 at 3:59 pm }

Imagine how much trapped sand you would get up your crack wearing that get up. She looks like a douche.

9 brain dead dave { 04.28.11 at 10:29 pm }

If only Scott Cam had been wearing one of those when he was recently snapped at Bondi,the shock would have been more managable….

Nigella wanted to deny the paps a shot of her paps.

10 Sourkraut { 04.29.11 at 12:02 am }

Raver
You are joking. still there is lots of her to love. Just pick a chin (or two).The whole package reminds me of a crock of bush

11 SED { 04.29.11 at 11:55 am }

Is that Oscar the Grouch coming out of there? Seriously RR as a male viewer very disappointed you thought any male viewer could find this trashbag nice to look at haha! You should make up for it by showing Brynne’s deer-in-headlights performance on the morning show.

12 Reality Raver { 04.29.11 at 11:58 am }

SED – that is in the blog post queue.

13 PollyB { 04.30.11 at 11:22 am }

What’s wrong with a pair of boardies and a rashie (or t-shirt)? A full wetsuit maybe? Or, would it just take too long to custom build them in her size? Does she swim in Europe? If so, why hasn’t she been snapped in this get-up before? Cheap, and ugly, publicity stunt.

14 Sourkraut { 04.30.11 at 11:52 am }

She’s set to swim th channel. Right over to the non-event of the decade (but will require one days retreat in time)
I’m surprised that anyone as snotty nosed as she would wear such flattering gear. I just choked om my naice coopa twinings russian camel shit tea.

15 Nigella Lawson Front Page – Seductive Or Just Showing Joy For Food? | reality ravings { 12.19.11 at 12:14 pm }

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