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Help me to win a New Ford Territory for a Year and $5,000

 

I have been lucky enough to be nominated as a Kidspot Top 50 blogger, and this gives me the opportunity to win $5000 and the use of a New Ford Territory for a year. If you haven’t voted for me I would really appreciate you going here to do so.

As part of my entry I have to write a blog post about the New Ford Territory. Here is mine and is about driving Donald Trump to a Tea Party.

“Donald it is very disappointing you have decided not to run for President, why not?” asks Reality Raver.

“Well after Gary Busey endorsed me, it became a bit difficult that I didn’t have a mental health policy, and NBC refused my pitch for the next Celebrity Apprentice prize to be the vice president candidate. By the way nice car,”

“Thanks, it is a New Ford Territory, built and designed in Australia,”

“I approve of that it goes with my protectionist policy philosophy, keep and make local jobs.”

“It is environmentally friendly with it’s outstanding fuel economy, with its new 2.7L V6 Turbo Diesel engine achieving 8.2L/100km for RWD models and 8.8 – 9.0L/100km for AWD models.”

“Well RR, I am not a big believer in climate change, however we should all do what we can I suppose.”

“Great space, and very comfortable,”

“Agree I could fit all my ex wives and children in here, though that could be a bit tense,”

“So who WOULD have been your running mate?” asks RR.

“Sarah Palin of course, us reality stars have to stick together.” laughs Donald.

 

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8 comments

1 Sares { 05.22.11 at 12:49 am }

I just voted, good luck RR! :)

(btw your link up there goes to the voting page for some Woog blog, found my way to your voting page anyway though!)

2 Injera { 05.22.11 at 10:26 am }

Hilarious!

3 littlepetal { 05.22.11 at 10:45 am }

RR- you forgot to mention the love child between Donald and Sarah!!!

4 Reality Raver { 05.22.11 at 11:38 am }

Sares – oops thanks for that

Injera – thanks

Littepetal – oh good point, but I didn’t want to detract from the Ford brand

5 Culinary Boner { 05.23.11 at 4:00 pm }

“Agree I could fit all my ex wives and children in here, though that could be a bit tense”
But Raver, would it be big enough to fit all of Tiger Woods’ mistresses? If so, it’s one hell of a car.
Funny post. Good luck.
Perhaps you should do a poll on which collections of reality tv stars readers would want to share a drive with. Shameless pimping for this promotion I know, but…anyway…
My fantasy vote is to be chaffeur for Padma Laksmi, Gail Simmons and Tabatha Coffey (‘though I suspect all three, especially Tabby, would find little interest in me).
Perhaps I should set me sights lower and play Guy Sebastian for the day (drivin’ and being ‘blown’ by Mahogany….

on the car’s super CD player, ya dirty-minded lot)

6 Casper { 07.17.11 at 6:49 pm }

Congrats RR on moving up 23 places this year to …………(drum roll) 7th. Hopefully next year we can all be a bit more organised and get you that #1 spot. :)

7 Reality Raver { 07.17.11 at 9:40 pm }

Thanks Caspar and to everyone that voted.

8 Ford Territory Sydney { 08.20.11 at 12:21 pm }

How is it possible? I mean this is really insane to win $5000 and territory for 1 year, go for it mate! All the best… Voted For you!

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