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Ideas For New Survivor Series – This Is Hilarious

After a Survivor season has finished people immediately start discussing the theme of the next series. The next two seasons will be filmed in Samoa with Jeff Probst again as host.

However some clever person has put together his ideas for the new season of Survivor. He calls it Survivor: The Ultimate Catastrophe Edition. Basically a series with all the “crazies” competing. However he would have to add in Special Agent Phillip now. I could not stop laughing. The series would include Naonka, Coach, and Shambo.

Also he has suggest Survivor: Super Strategists series. Please note all the women are good looking. It would bring back Parvati and Brenda, as well as Johnny Fairplay, Yul and Richard Hatch. Shout out to Sourkraut your Natalie is in there….

Is there anyone you would add in or take out?

10 comments

1 Chunks { 05.25.11 at 3:05 pm }

OMG I would never miss an episode of that Ultimate Catastrophe season. That would be the best reality TV show ever. Unfortunately they’d probably kill and cook Probst so that would pretty much be the end of the series, but what a way to end it all.

2 Reality Raver { 05.25.11 at 3:17 pm }

Chunks – LOL that is hilarious. Highest rating episode ever? He could do the tribal councils as a ghost.

3 Izobel2 { 05.25.11 at 4:00 pm }

Very entertaining! I miss Sham-wow! Phillip definitely belongs in the Catastrophe edition!
Sour couldn’t watch Super Strategists as his boyfriend Boston “Snot Blob” Rob is in there, and also Sandra Duz-Whine!!
I’d like a Survivor with all the “Bad Strategists” in there like JT & James.. although they already made “Heroes”…

4 Culinary Boner { 05.25.11 at 4:35 pm }

I want a hot, lazy babeedition where the best looking chicks from previous seasons (c’mon down AMANDA!) just lay about in their improvised bikinis doing nothing. TV as computer screen wallpaper.

5 Chunks { 05.25.11 at 4:48 pm }

That would be fine CB just as long as there was a balancing episode featuring Colby and Ethan and all the hotties from Pearl Islands.

6 Sourkraut { 05.25.11 at 5:10 pm }

Izobel 2
No problem. I would include what’s left of Osama Bum Laden’s extended family and they could turn it into a REAL survivor by taking out SBR and then Duz Whine. Trouble is they would probably wipe out the delectable Natalie as well. THAT MEANS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Boner
Wot the heck do you think these bikinied buffoons ever do anyway. Oh wait a minute.. she blinked… must have been a multiple!
Chunks
would not mind so long as they fricasseed him Ma$terfarce style with a nice risotto and liana vine pasta

7 TMC { 05.28.11 at 7:57 am }

Amercians vs rest of the World

Farmers vs corporates

Vegans vs Vegetarians

Lefties vs Righties (in a political sense)

8 TMC { 05.28.11 at 8:12 am }

Oh, god fearing peeps vs Atheists would be a hoot too

9 DaMeerkat { 08.09.11 at 1:36 am }

lol love the catastrophe one…

definitely don’t see danni or christian natalie as worthy of the super strategists version, or johnny fairplay for that matter..

pei ghee from china came up with one of the smartest strategies ever… to throw the challenge and vote off the traded contestants and even up the numbers of original members…

and how can you not have cirie and amanda on that list? jonathan penner is definitely far more worthy than johnny fairplay surely?

would love a season with all the ppl that have mae a hugggge mistake in the game…
eg james, jt, erik, jason being .. for either having and idol and not using it and getting voted out… or giving an idol away and getting voted out… jason (again) and jamie from survivor china for playing a fake idol… and well.. am sure u can find a load of ppl that said they trust their tribe completely only to have their torches put out a few minutes later …

10 Sierra { 10.05.12 at 1:19 pm }

There should be a kids survivor and big brother lol it would be fun to watch and root for the kids