The Amazing Race Australia – Chris and Anastasia Need Relationship Counselling
Can someone please interpret Chris speak from Team Greek “If you cannot have the womaness or the kindness for not realising where you went wrong and say look babe sorry for not listening then I don’t know.”
They had some other cracker lines from this couple tonight as well.
“Maybe we should talk to each other” said Chris. “Maybe we both have to realise that only one of us can use their heads, even though both of us have heads.” said Anastasia.
“I don’t know what that means” said Chris.
“I said wait and you did not listen to me” [Chris]
“The reason the tap didn’t work is because it was bad karma by you.” [Chris]
“Daddy never spanked you when he should have” [Chris]
“You should have say ‘sorry for pushing you over the edge’ and I am going to say ‘I am sorry for screaming’ that is the order.” [Chris]
“Apology will come when you understand where you went wrong.” [Chris]
“When I make a mistake it brings us together.” [Chris]
“If she had stayed behind me as I asked her she would not have fallen”. [Chris]
Oh and the classic he went and checked the quad bike before her after she had had her stack. Nice.
You would think she would leave him, but no see more of why they think their relationship is normal in a previous blog post title Chris and Anastasia As Dumb In Real Life As On The Show?
Anyway the farmers Matt and Tom, and the model’s Nathan and Tyler were the first to leave the pitstop at 11.09pm. They had to fly to Capetown and go to Dolphin Beach. All the teams caught up on the flight.
The first task was a Roadblock which was a tandem skydive.
I love the WA bikers ” I am going to do all the easy cool things and Kelly is going to do all the hard thinking stuff, works from me,” said Dave.
Mel is a complete scrag to her sister Alana, and is constantly putting her down. Mel had told her years ago that she loved her because she was her sister, but she did not particularly like her. I am hoping the story arc for this pair is that the power imbalance reverses and Mel is seeking her approval.
Mo and Mos continued to make basic mistakes. And they were not happy about the tandem skydive at all. What type of tasks did they think they would get on this show?
It cracked me up that Alana looked like she was about to vomit even after she had completed the jump, and Mo was literally crapping his pants, having to go to the toilet before getting on the plane.
After the roadblock it was time for an Intersection, where teams must pair up and do all tasks with other teams until further notice.
Sam and Renae pulled the short straw on the intersection as they had to wait for Mo and Mos to arrive before they could deliver the presents to the orphanage.
However Sam and Renae wangled a police escort. Mo said “So that is why they don’t need maps….”
Great intersection – and really highlighted there is still a lot of poverty in South Africa, which most people would think is a first world country.
Then it was on to the detour – Guns or Rose.
Guns they had to shoot nine clay targets, and Rose was filling up a barrel with Rose.
The farmers did guns and it was right up their ally, but they were the second team out. The male models rocked at this task.
Chris lost it at Anastasia for opening the Rose valve when he said don’t open it. See all the bile at the top of the post.
She then refused to help on the task.
Mo and Mos were funny at the detour saying muslims and alcohol don’t really go, but then guns and muslims don’t go either. They went with the guns.
The teams then had to go to the sand dunes where there were 15 baskets with three having clues underneath them and the other 12 with hour glasses in them. The catch was you had to wait for the hourglass to finish before you could move on.
Chris lost the keys to their car. They were having a shocker.
Mo and Mos had no luck they pulled a big timer and Chris found the keys. “When I make a mistake it brings us together.” he said. Talk about deluded.
Then Anastasia crashed her quad bike.
“If she had stayed behind me as I asked her she would not have fallen”. He checked the bike first before going to her.
Tyler and Nathan were team number one, with the farmers were number two, with Jeff and Luke coming in third. They won a $5000 home entertainment system from Bing Lee.
I have no idea why Sam and Renae helped Chris open the key, as wouldn’t you want Mo and Mos who are so weak to be in the race rather then a fitter team that Chris and Anastasia in it. Bad strategy girls.
Mo and Mos were eliminated but they did say they were amazed they lasted five legs into the race.