Four Weddings – Battle Of The Boganettes
Four Weddings is back, and last night it was battle of the boganettes. However even these weddings can be expensive with a wedding at a small country town pub costing $20,000. Go figure.
The competition was between Toni aka bat girl, Taniqua and Beck were both having Gold Coast beach weddings, and Tania who was having the above $20,000 pub wedding.
Batgirl Toni got married in the Capricornia caves where she had gone on her first date with her husband to be. There was a chance bats could come flying down. I thought they might send some poor production assistance up to cave to scare them into coming down to freak everyone out. Unfortunately that did not occur.
We did not see much of the reception except for the speeches, apparently the pork was dry but the vegetables were fine.
Taniqua was having an elegant beach theme wedding with Toni niggling Beck who was also having a Gold Coast beach wedding about how theirs were going to be so similar. “So you will be having the Bali flags?” Toni prodded. Beck said “Yes” through gritted teeth.
Mark, Taniqua’s groom was clearly the one who wanted to be on this Bridezilla show with him dancing down the aisle and turning it on whenever the cameras were on him. It was entertaining though.
The food looked good at Taniqua’s wedding but these girls did not have the most sophisticated palates. Beck didn’t like the seafood chowder, and Tania thought the steak was alive and kicking aka medium rare. Clearly she likes her meat charcoaled. Noice.
Tania wanted hearty food at her pub wedding so her guests won’t want to go to Maccas afterwards. She met her groom over the bar when she thought he asked for a schooner of you he hadn’t, however she must have thought misheard pick up line ok as she is marrying him.
Her room looked fine, and I thought it ironic Beck bagged her out for the place of her reception considering hers was in the Surfers RSL. The Gold Coast girls moaned about the lack of salad. Not that we saw any at Beck’s either…
The Gold Coast girls gave of this impression they were classier then their country cousins not that there was any evidence of this being the case.
Beck is 24 and Barbie is her idol and she was marrying her Ken. She was having a “glitzy” beach wedding, but the reception is going to be at the local RSL. Clearly her definition of glitzy is different to mine.
The “glitzy” reception was canapés only which included party pies and sausage rolls. Classy. Tania pronounced the wine and champers as being “shit”. Maybe a high percentage of Tania’s $20,000 wedding budget went on good quality booze.
The winner of the posh honeymoon in Fiji was Taniqua with Tania coming in a close second. Beck came last.