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Big Brother Auditions Still A Few Months Away

Those wanting to audition for Big Brother will have to wait until next year according to today’s Sunday Telegraph (Scroll down).

Richard Clune’s  reports that he was told by producers that they will have to wait until April for the chance to audtion.

The source added, that the audition process would involve “several layers”.

The new format based on the on the French version where each housemate had a secret will be interesting, however as the Sunday Telegraph suggests with the 7pm timeslot the secrets can’t be too salacious. However anything you might see in a Home and Away plot line should be fine.

Big Brother is tipped to air after the London Olympics in July.

Also if you know you will make a great Big Brother contestant but can’t quite razzle the words out, contact me as I can assist with the application.


1 Culinary Boner { 12.06.11 at 2:18 pm }

“…where each housemate had a secret will be interesting”…
“may be interesting” is probably more on the mark.

Any hermaphrodites out there? Alien lizards masquerading as spunky humans? Blokes for whom Julie Goodwin gives you the horn (Mr Goodwin disqualified of course)? Women who slept with Warwick Capper in the 80s and still feel shame daily? Chicks for whom Matt Preston gives you ‘the moists’? People who think Deni Hines should be made our next Ambassador to Israel?

Or are the secrets more mundanely scary – killers, paedos wife bashers and chair sniffers. Oh hang on. One of the latter is a current WA minister.

Put us out of our misery Raver and elaborate on just what types of ‘secrets’ made the French series so good.

Yours in supreme scepticism,
C. Boner

2 brain dead dave { 12.06.11 at 3:49 pm }

Let these idiotic fame whores audition on April 1st.

I cannot wait to sink my blogging boots into them.

3 castleville bot { 12.07.11 at 9:35 am }

I’m no longer excited for this show.

4 Michael { 12.24.11 at 5:18 pm }

It says on the bottom that assistance can be used for an application, well I need some assistance

5 SignMeUp { 01.08.12 at 11:39 pm }

i want assistance, i want in on this show. audition me now you WONT be let down 😉

6 kaylea curnoe { 01.16.12 at 8:34 pm }

I would love to audition!!! would be something fun to do.

7 Yasmine { 01.18.12 at 4:41 am }

i would really, really appreciate some help with my application. i know that i would do well it’s just i fail at summing things up and selling myself. not that i sell myself. i would never do that. well… may-scratch that no.

8 Reality Raver { 01.18.12 at 7:32 am }

Hi Yasmine, when auditions are announced and you are still interested in applying contact me via email or telephone.

9 Joey-Gokmen Asim { 03.14.12 at 12:14 am }

well where does one begin, tall dark and handsome turkish guy …my goal is to be able to enter the big brother house… and time to finally take the risk and be free and happy xxx

10 joey -gokmen asim { 09.09.12 at 8:22 pm }

suxs , got in the top 20 in syd and didnt make it !!!!!