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Update On The Virgin Couple – The Wedding Night Was A Dud

The hot reality TV show at the moment is The Virgin Diaries, and last week I blogged about the couple that had not even kissed before their wedding night. Well now we find out how it went, and it was a disappointing.

NINE MSN writes:

The virgin couple who starred on the controversial reality TV special The Virgin Diaries have admitted their wedding night was not all it was cracked up to be.

The show premiered yesterday, after a week of promotions and advertisements featuring Ryan and Shanna’s first-ever kiss on their wedding day.

After losing their virginity to each other on their wedding night, the couple were left disappointed.

“It was good but not as good as I was expecting,” Ryan said.

“It was not really like in the movies.”

Shanna said it was amazing experience despite it being “very painful”.

Earlier in the show, the pair had discussed the plan for the wedding night in great detail.

“We’ll have out robes on, we’ll slowly take our robes off, then do foreplay and then have sex,” Shanna told the camera.

The show and TV network TLC have been criticised for being exploitative and voyeuristic.

Well the wife appeared to be more enthusiastic then her husband, but then maybe he needs to explore is sexuality more.

Check out their kissing technique below.


1 Georgie { 12.09.11 at 11:37 am }

I guess if you’ve never been on a bicycle before, it’s unrealistic to think you can win the Tour de France on your first ride.

Like everything worthwhile, you need practice – and the fun has just begun.

2 Joseph Skyrim { 12.09.11 at 12:26 pm }

Haha I like the way Georgie put it! They should look at the bright side, it can only get better from there. ;D

3 brain dead dave { 12.09.11 at 4:34 pm }

“It was not really like in the movies”

You’ve been watching the wrong kind of movies,mate.

4 Reality Raver { 12.09.11 at 5:22 pm }

BDD – LOL – any recommendations for them? Probably best to start at American Pie.

Georgie – Good point, he just never seemed very enthusiastic about anything.

5 Culinary Boner { 12.09.11 at 9:04 pm }

How about a classic bit of – I kid you not – ‘Christian Porn’ such as the promisingly titled “Rod is the Answer” or “Oh Cum All Ye Faithful” –

Just as was said of Christian Rock – “you’re not making Christianity better, you’re just making rock worse” – I’m sure these movie masterpeices are doing the same for the triple X industry.

If only Senator Harradine knew about this remarkable Christian enterprise he might not have had the government shut down the Aussie porn industry.

6 Lebay { 12.11.11 at 10:35 pm }

Oh good LORD, thank you for the Christian porn link, I think it make take medical intervention to get my hand off my mouth…. So wrong its right!

7 Culinary Boner { 12.13.11 at 11:34 am }

Yeah Lebay.
The whole concept is the ironic equivalent of ‘Vegan Meat’.
Which brings to mind someone telling me recently of an argument they had with a vego who was claiming that gelatine from fish scales was “non-animal”. Presumably, there are fish out there generously volunteering to shed scales here and there for the world’s vegan panna cotta eaters.
Oh, and just what happens if Rod is indeed the answer, but your husband is Rick?

8 Culinary Boner { 12.13.11 at 4:57 pm }

New reality show concept idea *cue whirring noise*:-