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Cricket Superstar – or find me an opener, stat!

The search for Australia’s best young cricketer begins with the hopefuls tested under the watchful eye of Allan Border, as the dream starts to become a reality for fifteen talented sportsmen.

After a montage of high-energy international games, we zoom in to Lee Furlong (“Foxtel personality and cricket lover”, according to the narrator) and Allan Border. “Are you in?” she asks, “Or are you… OUT?” completes Allan Border, who has clearly been put through dramatic-pause bootcamp.  More montage-ing, in which Ricky Ponting observes that he’d have liked Cricket Superstar to have been around when he was young, although I can’t see why.  He managed to get a baggy green and take the national captaincy without the help of a televised talent quest, which promises to include challenges of no cricketing value whatsoever.

This is the first episode and I was diligently taking notes whilst watching only to decide that the entire 61 minutes (including ads) was preamble and that I’d have to watch at least one episode with the top 15 to decide whether or not to persevere.  Some observations:

  • Watching cricketing hopefuls drop catches is not as much fun as Pants on the Ground-type Idol auditions.
  • In terms of entertainment value, the over-confidence of the Victorian “ladies man” was just as difficult to watch as the tongue-tied awkwardness of the poor South Australian contender.
  • There are 18 year-old radio relationship counsellors? I weep for the future.
  • The camera work needs to improve.  I was having some grumpy David Stratton “keep it STEADY!” moments.
  • Tension over who was to be selected was almost non-existent as most of those through had been featured heavily throughout the episode. Makes me wonder why they bothered with the “tryouts” episode at all, really, given how dull it was.
  • Really not sure why they needed to include a keeper and a range of bowlers in the fifteen. We need opening batsmen!

Next week – a fire!

 

6 comments

1 Cricket Superstar | ...blah blog blah... { 01.05.12 at 3:37 pm }

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2 brain dead dave { 01.05.12 at 4:07 pm }

There should be “mentors” to guide the young hopefuls through drinking beer, urinating in public and getting into nightclub fights.

“Find me an opener”……..a beer opener,that is.

3 Peter A { 01.05.12 at 7:30 pm }

Watched 2 series of Soccer Superstar and enjoyed both. This cricket episode was ordinary. Will continue to watch in the hope it improves.

4 Georgie { 01.05.12 at 7:44 pm }

Meanwhile there’s some excellent test cricket being played at the SCG – for real!

5 Injera { 01.05.12 at 8:06 pm }

BDD – good point – any recommendations of appropriate mentors? Maybe Warnie as the diet consultant, although they filled some time during a break in the test to analyse his baked bean obsession and it came out trumps…

Peter – interesting – I haven’t seen any of Football Superstar so wondered if the narrator-heavy flatness was a problem with the concept. Obviously not. I will definitely give it another go now that they’ve established the top 15, though, to see if it gets better.

Georgie – true! And, when that is over, MORE cricket at Newlands, which is why I had to wait for a break in real cricket to even watch this.

6 Reality Raver { 01.05.12 at 10:16 pm }

Injera – thank you so much for the recap much appreciated. I will try and glance at it next week. I fell off Football Superstar but it was a big hit with the young girls