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Please Marry My Boy – The Girls Move In

Why do girls think that impressing potential mother-in-laws must involve cleaning? Is that what they think their role as a wife is?

Tammy-Lee was trying to impress Elva, Tony’s mum, by cleaning, getting down on her knees to scrub a table, however she also was dressed in a french maids costume to impress on her potential mother-in-law that not only could she wait on her son, but also fulfill his other needs as well.

Vlad and Milena:

Jacquie was right to run last week, as when the three girls arrived there was an apron for each of them on the bed. Milena wants a slave for her son. Seriously this guy is unmarriable.

Liz, a make up artist, picked the mother son relationship straight away and said she would not be happy if there was lots of cleaning up to do after Vlad. She also said she was not going to play the house wife. Ok chance of her marrying him are slim. Even giving Milena a manicure did not impress her, as she doesn’t need nails as she does so much baking and cooking.

Constanza managed to get the first date with Vlad after giving Milena an astrology reading.

Vlad said that physically she was not what he would normally go for but she had a nice personality. However he went in and kissed her tongue and all, it did look a little awkward.

Tony and Elva:

Elva is looking for someone caring and who thinks of others, as clearly Tony can’t think of anyone but himself. He said the person that would appeal to his mother would be a tidy person, a caring person and someone that does not spend too long in the bathroom.

Sarah who is a interior designer re-jigged Elva’s bedroom and this won her the date. They went to high tea. Though Sarah stuffed it up a she bitching about Tammy-Lee the one Tony has the hots for. His mother is very wary as she probably knows Tony always likes the shiniest bauble in front of him.

Brendan and Anne:

Anne looks a little like Roz Packer. Brendan is the nice guy in the pack, and he just wants the girl next door – what ever that means.  Edwina seems sweet and is looking for someone to make a home with which is understandable as both her parents have died.

However Little Anna  got the first date by teaching Ann to tap dance. And Little Anna was not going to miss an opportunity. On their twilight cruise she made the move and did some smooching with the nice guy.

Matt and Karen:

Karen is all class she had a welcome platter with cabnossi on it, stuffed olive and little wrapped cheeses. She was also wanting the girls to cook for her.

Matt’s requirement for his girl was one that could stand up to his mum.

Lyndall is 26 and has a mobile hairdressing business, and she doesn’t like people who are rude or in your face. So not sure there is long term potential here.

Koa is very competative and she trains a lot so did a workout with Karen. Surprisingly Karen was not happy having the work out, even though she is a PE teacher. However they bonded over their life stories, and Karen thought Koa was her with the dark hair. No surprise that she got the date with Matt.

Koa also knew she had a rocking body so made sure Matt saw it. Koa was hinting for a kiss, but Matt avoided it because he had to give everyone else a chance. Also Matt thought Koa was too much like his mum.

The good thing about this show is that most girls appear to want to find love. Though I am a bit sceptical about Tammy-Lee’s intentions. Who do you think will hook up?


1 Anonymice { 02.07.12 at 1:26 am }

My predictions – if any cares… Tony will end up with the yoga instructor. Vlad will end up with the other Serbian (btw he is so gross). Brendan will end up with the red-head and Matt will end up with….probably his mum. She has way too many balls for my liking. Kind of feeling that this Liz girl in Vlad’s camp is only really there for TV exposure – she has the makings of a D-list celebrity. Will be interesting to see how this all pans out.

2 Georgie { 02.07.12 at 7:22 am }

Milena – “He needs a girl who can replace me”!

Umm – no he needs to learn some life skills so he can look after himself first.

Tommy Lee and the maids outfits!

OMG – I think she stumbled onto the wrong set. The porn films are shooting 2 doors down and Tony will make a great leading man!

3 Georgie { 02.07.12 at 7:42 am }

And Vlad – what’s with the flannelette shirts?
Does Mum buy your clothes too?

I think Brendan needs to ‘come out’ before it’s too late.

Matt doesn’t want to marry his Mother and I see nothing wrong with that.

4 seepi { 02.07.12 at 9:26 am }

I cant’ warm to any of these guys at all. I think anyone who signs up for their mum to find them a partner has got issues frankly.

Fascinating seeing inside the houses though – more interesting than the men I’m afraid….

All but one of the mums are petrifying.

The only person I’ve warmed to at all is the red head girl who seems quite genuine.

OMG – the girl who wants to be a barbie and dresses up for all occasions… sad. And what is with all the tatts. she needs a creative outlet I think, that isn’t her body/outfits – the whole barbie look is not going to be pretty in a decade or two.

5 Jeb { 02.07.12 at 10:35 am }

None of the guys are exactly awesome. Actually they’re all kinda below average IMO. Anyways still a good show.

Can’t wait to see tony and the barbie go on a date together. Both dead set idiots. Props to interior design girl for calling her and him out. Blind freddy can see that she’s there for maybe a zoo mag shoot. Only 15 year olds (and tony) would find her attractive. Whereas interior design girl is super cute. Way too good for him. Monies on yoga girl.

Just a side note – high tea at the stamford plaza seems to be the default date when reality tv comes to brisbane. I remember farmer wants a wife went there. Obviously some nice sponsorship to get even more bris bogan girls doing the high tea thing there.

Another side note – how many hairdressers are there? I think every second girl. A few of them (def Liz as anonymice said) look like they may have d-list celeb ambitions.

How awesome is redhead girl!? Seriously if nice guy dude doesn’t pick her he has rocks in his head. But little anna is a cutie as well and is shorter than him. That’s is seriously a major, major factor. He reminds me of Karl Pilkington btw.

Koa is pretty cool. One of those annoying work out girls but good on her for taking the bull by the horns. I found it strange that matt’s mum didn’t like the training sess and then acted like it was the worst thing in the world that the girl wanted to actually talk to her. The nerve! Rocking body.

What’s with all the vlad hate? he’s actually a pretty good, funny guy. Yeah bit of a player. and milena would be lovely once you told her how it’s going to be. Unfortunately i don’t think any of the girls will go there. Maybe liz who’ll be vlad’s pick just for hotness.

6 imaketheshow (formerly SEDI) { 02.07.12 at 11:21 am }

Vlad – well I dont see how he is ‘a catch’ at all to any of those girls. I do actually like the mum, I see nothing wrong with her, and its nice that she puts her role as mum so high (although maybe at the expense of Vlad?) I also cant see any of hte girls getting into a relationship with him, and he will probably just end up marrying some Serbian who is a friend of a friend of a friend etc.

Tony – oh geez how that guy is related to his mum, I have no idea. His date last night was abysmal as that despoyo date had no right to chastise him about Tammy-Lee, she doesn’t even know him. That mum is very sweet but reminds me so much of ‘granny’ from looney tunes – ‘puzzles, girls? LOL’ And Magdalena is too good for him.

I cant blame Matt for being intimidated by Koa, she is way too full-on. I dont think any of the girls could last with a mother like that, probably with the exception of Koa.

Brendan looked so nervous, and that date was so awkward. That girl as well was desperate and looking for a bit of television airtime. Clearly he was a little bit awkward about the whole date and she kept prodding him throughout the whole night.

I know someone who was in the top 40 of this show (last week) and even she admitted she was doing it for the air-time. Probably 38/40 of those girls were not looking for a relationship, but rather to raise their profile.

This show is seriously utter trash, and therefore excellent reality television.

7 brain dead dave { 02.07.12 at 11:44 am }

Vlad needs a girl that will change his nappies and breastfeed him.

8 Culinary Boner { 02.07.12 at 12:00 pm }
9 Steve S { 02.07.12 at 1:31 pm }

Vlad is a funny bloke in his own childish way. His mum is so serious in finding him a wife, lol. How about that tongue ? Niceeeee – as mum Milena would say.

Brendan OMG, do you want a hug…. may I have a kiss, LOL. Cringe x 100.

Matt – dont know, what I think of him and his mother is not printable , LOL.

Tony, well, he has potential, I dont know what is his problem .

10 Andrea { 02.07.12 at 10:32 pm }

Why is it so important to marry a ” Serbian ” girl? Isn’t she Australian first? Dont they live here in Australia? Thought I would like this show but the mothers are scary, the girls dumb and the boys boring! Think I’ll drop this show along with Excess Baggage. Bring on Big Brother!

11 Maz { 02.08.12 at 12:16 am }

No girl has a chance with Vlad unless she has a Serbian heritage.

Karen chose the wrong girls for Matt. Think he would be suited to someone quieter.

We have seen more demurely dressed Barbies than Tammy Lee.

Think it was fair enough for Sarah to call out Tony on Tammy Lee. Ignoring ulterior motives for a second,at 33 Sarah does not have the time to waste on 35 year olds acting acting like 15 year olds lusting after Zoo Magazine’s next pin-up.