Jersey Shore’s Snooki Pregnant – and Engaged?
Writing about anything to do with the Jersey Shore alumni is a through-the-looking-glass experience. There are usually half a dozen versions of any given story, with updates and retractions as information emerges. Anyway, CBS News is running with the story that “sources” claim that Snooki is, indeed, pregnant and that she and Jionni LaValle are engaged.
Whilst this is all still unconfirmed by either Snooki or Jionni – apparently a deal is being done with US Weekly for the official story – it’s not stopping anybody from running the rumour in as many variations as possible. The Daily Mail ran a story that had The Unit claiming that the baby could be The Situation’s, but he has since backed down on that claim. Gawker reports that ex-Snooki-squeeze Emilio Masella responded to the rumours with the charming comment:
I hope for her sake, not to be rude or anything, but I hope she has a miscarriage.
Well, as long as it’s for her sake. Sheesh.