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Simon Cowell Is Officially Off My Celebrity Shag List

Well we knew Simon Cowell is a bit of a ladies man, however a glamour model has Alicia Douvall has revealed to The Sun newspaper in England that he would want sex up to eleven times a night.

I was exhausted just reading the article.

The story picked up by the Daily Telegraph:

GLAMOUR model Alicia Douvall has told how randy TV mogul Simon Cowell had sex with her 11 times in one night.

She revealed to The Sun newspaper that the TV guru loved her to dress tarty for romps and would then analyse her technique as if he were judging a contestant on one of his hit shows such as The X FactorBritain’s Got Talent and American Idol .

She recalled how by the end of their six-month relationship she was reduced to being his “Ten to Eleven” girl – a lover he would ring at around 10.50pm if he found himself alone.

I am not sure whether this article will make women want The X Factor judge more or less.


1 Ugly Georgie { 04.23.12 at 11:41 am }

Sounds like Simon has a bowl of blue meanies each morning for breakfast.

2 Sick Dave The Pit Bull { 04.23.12 at 11:43 am }

That just proves that he’s a ****ing idiot.

3 par3182 { 04.23.12 at 1:42 pm }

Wait…he was on your celebrity shag list???

4 Daze { 04.23.12 at 1:49 pm }

@par3182; lol !

@Georgie – pls remove the ‘ugly’ – we like you as you are – Georgie
Ditto BDD , its too hard to type SDTPB

5 brain dead dave { 04.23.12 at 2:06 pm }

You got it, Daze. Thanks.

Years ago, some maggot at the Daily Telegraph said people who watch Big Brother were brain dead, so that became my screen name.

6 Daze { 04.23.12 at 2:12 pm }

Thank you BDD – Im so glad all that nonsense over the w/e is over – just got too nasty – I like RR’s forum just the way it was/is –

7 Dutch Courage { 04.23.12 at 2:13 pm }

I’m sure Dannii Minogue can do better than 11!
Please Danni, share your Simon Cowell performance statistics with us….

8 Dutch Courage { 04.23.12 at 2:20 pm }

RR, you got us all curious now, who else is on your celebrity shag list?

9 brain dead dave { 04.23.12 at 2:25 pm }

Hopefully, not Peter $lipper.

Surely $imon Cowell can’t produce such an “outcome” without some kind of chemical assistance.

10 Georgie { 04.23.12 at 2:26 pm }

Dutch Courage – that’s definitely ‘confidential’ info until such times as they are struck OFF the list. I mean hell, RR could be otherwise engaged FGS.

Thanks for releasing me from the pillory Daze – much appreciated.

11 Dutch Courage { 04.23.12 at 2:27 pm }

BDD, I hope he’s not on yours either.

12 Dutch Courage { 04.23.12 at 2:32 pm }

Hey Georgie, nothing is confidential on here.
I think RR likes it ‘shaven, not stirred’ so George Colombaris or Matt Moran might be on her list.

13 brain dead dave { 04.23.12 at 2:32 pm }

I’m straighter than Clint Eastwood, Dutch Courage and promptly deleted his text messages.

14 Dutch Courage { 04.23.12 at 2:34 pm }

BDD, and as dirty as Harry?

15 brain dead dave { 04.23.12 at 2:37 pm }

Women think I’m Good, Bad and Ugly and often, I’m unforgiven…..but I draw the line at urinating out of hotel windows,like Peter $lipper.

16 littlepetal { 04.23.12 at 3:14 pm }

BDD and Georgie-welcome back.

BDD-I note there is a bit of obsession with Peter $lipper. Be careful with him as he is as slippery as a snake.

17 brain dead dave { 04.23.12 at 5:37 pm }

$lipper’s Peter has got him in a world of pain, littlepetal. His career is brown bread.

18 Reality Raver { 04.24.12 at 8:58 am }

LOL at all your comments. My celebrity shag list changes daily or depending on the show hourly…

Gary Mehigan and Matt Moran will probably make it back on it once MC starts, Commando will drop off once The Big Loser stops. And Jeff Probst is always on there… Oh and any of the cast from Top Chef.

19 Culinary Boner { 04.27.12 at 11:15 am }

Fabulous quote on Slipper by Lib MP Alex Somlyay earlier this week: “‘Peter would rather do things through the back door than the front door.” Ya don’t say.


20 Daze { 04.27.12 at 11:24 am }

RR please! not Gary Mehigan, next, you’ll be saying Warwick Capper – lol. Currently Joel (The Voice) is on mine……..

21 Culinary Boner { 04.27.12 at 2:27 pm }

Warwick Capper would be able to show you ladies a thing or two.

No dissin’ Wazza thank you very much.

22 littlepetal { 04.27.12 at 2:38 pm }

Slipper will do anything to slip back in…..

23 brain dead dave { 04.27.12 at 3:01 pm }

$lipper thinks someone should give him a mouthful…