Being Lara Bingle – Some New Plot Lines Are Needed
Which was lower on the reality TV food chain The Shire or seeing Lara Bingle have a colonic enema on screen complete with a shot on the toilet?
The production company must be grappling for plot lines.
Tonight there was Lara Bingle naked again, surely there is a PETA campaign in her future, discussion about Lara Bingle’s body and Lara on a detox. One of the things I really like about Lara is that she likes to eat. In that way she is a positive role model to girls, however the same cannot be said about her driving record.
Mrs Bingle must be so proud to have both her children face court this year.
Joshua who is a tool was in court pleading guilty to an assault charge where he was put on an 18 month good behaviour bond, and it looked like he was loving the media attention this brought him. Enjoy it – as his allotted 15 minutes must be up soon.
He did not even apologise to his sister and continues to talk down to her, as does her alleged best friend Herminone, who had made Lara carry the box of detox goodies even though she probably paid for it.
Lara should remind both of them that they should treat her with more respect as they are currently living off her largesse.