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Being Lara Bingle – Some New Plot Lines Are Needed

Which was lower on the reality TV food chain The Shire or seeing Lara Bingle have a colonic enema on screen complete with a shot on the toilet?

The production company must be grappling for plot lines.

Tonight there was Lara Bingle naked again, surely there is a PETA campaign in her future, discussion about Lara Bingle’s body and Lara on a detox. One of the things I really like about Lara is that she likes to eat. In that way she is a positive role model to girls, however the same cannot be said about her driving record.

Mrs Bingle must be so proud to have both her children face court this year.

Joshua who is a tool was in court pleading guilty to an assault charge where he was put on an 18 month good behaviour bond, and it looked like he was loving the media attention this brought him. Enjoy it – as his allotted 15 minutes must be up soon.

He did not even apologise to his sister and continues to talk down to her, as does her alleged best friend Herminone, who had made Lara carry the box of detox goodies even though she probably paid for it.

Lara should remind both of them that they should treat her with more respect as they are currently living off her largesse.


1 brain dead dave { 07.18.12 at 10:57 am }

The colonic enema was still like the finest Shakespeare compared to The $hire. Lara ‘s got two ar$eholes to worry about – if you count her brother.

Lara said her skin(tan ) was “elle naturel”!. Ain’t that “au natural” or something similar?

2 bron { 07.18.12 at 10:58 am }

her brother is such a tool. his anger towards overweight woman was embarrassing

3 Daze { 07.18.12 at 11:38 am }

bdd, plus her mother? surely she’d be in the mix so to speak.

4 brain dead dave { 07.18.12 at 11:43 am }

Yes Daze, her mother would be up to her neck in it.

Didn’t see a lot of Mum last night, thankfully.

5 Daze { 07.18.12 at 11:55 am }

bdd, checked in for 5 minutes of it before another show started; just as her brother was putting more ‘shit’ on her, she doesn’t retaliate, just smiles, laughs and takes it all, a real punching bag and why I don’t watch it anymore.

6 Trent { 07.18.12 at 12:04 pm }

I Actually dont mind Lara, She doesn’t deserve half the venomous hate that is spewed at her from the media and most of the population. Her brother on the other hand is a complete wanker.

7 Sares { 07.18.12 at 1:57 pm }

Aggghh i’m officially over her need to giggle at everything, she has the emotional IQ of an ant… I could not believe she was giggling and smiling at the thought of her brother facing charges in court. When did that stop being something to be ashamed of!!!
And for the record, i’m NO Michael Clarke fan by far but i can’t see what the hell he ever found appealing in marrying someone that emotionally immature. Sorry.

ETA – i don’t actually hate her but i do think she needs to seriously grow up.

8 Ruby { 07.18.12 at 2:44 pm }

I refuse to watch this crap – have too little time in my life as it is. However, going by these comments, Mum must be a real piece of work. Producing 2 vapid children. Says something about their upbringing.

9 Andy Pandy { 07.18.12 at 2:54 pm }

Lara, her brother and her friend just seem to sail through their empty lives with no accountability to anyone, it was a big joke to them all about the assault charges and appearing in court, and then having to fight off those pesky papparrazi, poor things! They have no idea what its like to struggle and work hard, they are stupid and selfish. Seeing Lara on the toilet was just disgusting, why would she humiliate herself by doing that and laughing all the time? She’s crazy!

10 anonymice { 07.18.12 at 6:16 pm }

Well, well..levergaing the kourtney kardashian oil enema-gate. Maybe Lara thought if it worked for Kourtney it should work for me… she is so embarrasing.

11 Chris { 07.18.12 at 7:47 pm }

I don’t want plot lines, can’t they just film her life and the funny, bad, good, eventful, interesting life of hers?

Plot lines make it feel like a bloody scripted tv show.

12 Reality Raver { 07.18.12 at 10:35 pm }

Chris – Funny you should say that the best bits of the show have been when they felt real.

Anonymice – Oh God I remember that episode.

13 Nardigras { 07.19.12 at 12:19 am }

I’m waiting for the moment Josh’s voice wavers out of its constant monotone… He’s obviously living vicariously through Lara to score any of his ‘dates’. The boy has a head like a half sucked aspirin.