Farmer Wants A Wife – No Wonder Some Cannot Get Wives
Newsflash I am not sure it is not just the isolation of their farms that are stopping these guys from getting a wife there are a few duds in this lot.
Let’s go through them one by one:
Farmer Sam – This guy needs to realise if you are getting the ladies to camp out you need to put on the charm, and this was one thing he lacks. When the new girl was introduced to him as the one his mother selected he said “I pick my own girls” and stomped back to his tent. She had brought breakfast and was trying to set up the scene as she had been told to and he was just a pig. Good on her for leaving. She dodged a bullet.
Farmer Paul – He doesn’t seem to realise you have to have a relationship you need to actually spend time with women. Most guys hide in their sheds once they have been with their partners for a couple of years, but this guy barely knows their first names and he is hiding in there. Though maybe being stuck in the house with a lady who told him she has a wedding dress hanging in her wardrobe since she was in her twenties has got him spooked.
Farmer Todd – Who would want to be stuck on Bruny Island population 600 with a guy who can barely string a sentence together. Also it would be a long lonely winter, hell when the girls rocked up to the pub there was no one there.
Farmer Tom – Mr nice guy has gone hard early with one of his girls, with a very long snogging session. You kind of get the feeling he might regret that in later episodes that he went in so quickly. His other girls including the stalker type Kirsty were not happy, however it was funny the kooky new girl had no clue of the tension in the air and kept on doing her donkey impersonation.
Farmer Nikko – He finally revealed to the girls that he was really quite wealthy and lived in a luxury compound with his parents. Personally a few more eps in the shack would have sorted out who was genuine. Rachel who is there to win, not find love, was petulant when she found the mother was around, but her competitive nature kicked in and she wrestled a kiss out of him. She thinks this might give her some advantage in the love stakes. He has some nice girls there I hope he dodges a bullet with this one.
Farmer Matt – He is the good looking bland potato farmer. I am not quite sure why law graduate Kristen wants a farmer, it would be bit of a career limiting move. Also she appears to be too sassy and intelligent for him. Yeah he would have a rocking body from harvesting but long term it would be dullsville once you had cooked through all your potato recipes.
Farmer Wants A Wife on NINE at 8.oopm on Wednesday and Thursday nights.