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Kim Kardashian Wishes She Could Be Jesus For A Day

Kim Kardashian is in town and as journalists are not allowed to talk about her private life or her wedding, they are trying to get creative with their questions.

News.com.au asked who she would be if she could be anyone for a day and Kim said Jesus as she thinks having his power would be be “pretty fascinating”.

Surely she must realise that walking for 24 hours in Jesus’s shoes would be quite difficult, for one they would be flat and non-designer. He also did not lead the glamourous life mixing with the disenfranchised and forgotten. He probably would be horrified by the glorification of consumerism and materialism that is on the Kardashian shows.

TV Tonight also has an interview with the reality TV queen where she says they were initially using their show to plug their boutique. They have come a long way from those   humble ambitions.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim and Kourtney in NY, Miami etc on E! all the time…

11 comments

1 Mia { 09.20.12 at 2:13 pm }

Yeah, I can’t see Kimmy doing the humble, selfless, chaste virgin thing. Nor as a second generation chippie. Do you reckon she could knock up a set of shelves?

2 Emma { 09.20.12 at 2:13 pm }

I didn’t think she would come back to Australia after her last visit!

3 Culinary Boner { 09.20.12 at 2:22 pm }
4 brain dead dave { 09.20.12 at 2:49 pm }

I don’t think Jesus with a big ar$e would be a good look.

5 Culinary Boner { 09.20.12 at 3:05 pm }

Very good point, bdd.
She’s obviously very, very jet-lagged and confused, or perhaps I am, well confused anyway, because I thought she was actually shagging Jesus – http://beginningandend.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Kanye-West-Jesus-Rolling-Stone-Cover-Illuminati.jpg

6 Culinary Boner { 09.20.12 at 4:43 pm }

Whilst on the subject of famous women and dalliances with deities:
http://rgh.cc/displayimagetempo.php?pos=-4955

7 Georgie { 09.20.12 at 5:30 pm }

Of course apart from the potential problems already pointed out with being Jesus for a day, Kim also runs the risk of being crucified.

8 brain dead dave { 09.20.12 at 5:39 pm }

When Jesus asked people to turn the other cheek, he never imagined what a big ask that is for Kim Kardashian.

9 Chunks { 09.20.12 at 6:13 pm }

I think she meant she wished she could shag Jesus for a day, film it and become even more famous for nothing but whoremongering.

10 Georgie { 09.20.12 at 6:16 pm }

Kim would probably like the part where Jesus said, “follow me and I will make you fishers of men”.

Just saw your post Chunks and I think you might be onto something there.

11 Anonymous { 09.20.12 at 10:57 pm }

all comments thus far=GOLD 😉