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The Kardashian Girls Were Involved In A Vagina Smelling Competition

I seriously thought this was some early April Fools day joke, but apparently it is true. On a recent episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami their other sister Khloe starts smelling their vaginal juices to decide who has the best smelling one.

They are seriously running out of  plot lines.

Dlisted has the information  on what went down (yes the pun was intended):

During last night’s episode of the #1 show in the Ninth Circle, Khloe Kartrashian tells Kim and the slow one that she read that drinking pineapple juice makes your pussy taste sweet, so they put it the test. Dumping an entire Domino sugar factory into Kim’s koochie couldn’t make it sweet, but she goes for it anyway. At around the 32:30 mark in the video above, Kim and Kourtney take turns wiping their chochas on cloth napkins for Khloe to sniff on. Khloe tells the camera, “We’re sisters, if I can’t smell their pusses, what else are we supposed to do?” There’s so many things these bitches can do as sisters. They can throw themselves into oncoming traffic. They can hold hands and jump into an active volcano together. They can feed themselves to wolves. They can do so many things!

After smelling Kim and Kourtney’s pussy fumes, Khloe declares Kim the winner.

 Kourtney and Kim Take Miami is currently screening on E! at 8.30pm  on Tuesdays.


1 Georgie { 03.20.13 at 12:33 am }

Seriously I think it’s time to switch off the TV and start reading books again – the ones made from paper!

2 brain dead dave { 03.20.13 at 12:34 am }

“Your tricks with fruit is kinda cute
I bet you keep your pussy clean”

Jagger/Richards ~ Star Star

Bouquets at weddings are a good residual example of humanity’s long struggle with body odours.

3 Georgie { 03.20.13 at 12:43 am }

Goats Head Soup bdd.

4 Daisy { 03.20.13 at 12:52 am }

My Sri Lankan granny would say, “Cheeeeee”.

5 Daisy { 03.20.13 at 12:54 am }

And if you caught your kids doing that they’d get a slap.

6 Morgan { 03.20.13 at 7:50 am }


7 Kim { 03.20.13 at 8:15 am }

I am so glad I don’t watch this crappy show

8 A.P { 03.20.13 at 8:18 am }

I have a sister, wouldn’t think of doing this in a million years!

9 Joseph Skyrim { 03.20.13 at 8:25 am }

People still watch this show? Though to be fair, if they just had a full incest-lesbian session showing they’d probably get a lot more viewers. ;p

10 Picnic { 03.20.13 at 9:05 am }

Where is Kerry Packer when you need him? He would have pulled this show ASAP.
Cannot believe anyone would watch this!
What is next – sniffing husbands/partners/brothers sperm (argh, now I have given them an idea)

11 Bolders { 03.20.13 at 9:23 am }

It’s the end of civilisation Captain Kirk, but not as we know it

12 TommyT { 03.20.13 at 9:54 am }

sick and stupid ….God help them for they know not what they do :(

13 Bolders { 03.20.13 at 12:08 pm }

Georgie @1 – agree whole heartedly.

Too bad for migrants if they think watching TV is a good way to pick up the language. Worked for my parents in the 60s but I dont think the first words we want our new Australians to be saying are “Smell my vagina.”

14 Carole { 03.20.13 at 1:39 pm }

I had to click on the link when I saw that heading out of curiosity. Now I have heard it all. I have no words!!!!!!

15 brain dead dave { 03.20.13 at 1:53 pm }

Pity any well intentioned male naively offering his g/f /wife / mother in law etc other a glass of pineapple juice in the light of this disturbing article.

16 Culinary Boner { 03.20.13 at 5:17 pm }

A bunch of school kids in readiness for a ‘royal visit’ from the Kargashian sisters –

17 Georgie { 03.20.13 at 5:29 pm }

Lol CB, somehow I knew this post would catch your attention.

bdd, if the theory on pineapple juice is sound, then it will be the case for all beverages. So steer clear of anchovy juice I say!

18 Daisy { 03.20.13 at 5:34 pm }

BDD@15 A new version of the, “Why did you give me deodourant for my birthday?”

Picnic@10 Bum sniffing like dogs.

Cutting edge TV.

19 Daisy { 03.20.13 at 5:39 pm }

Perhaps Troy Buswell wasn’t really behaving like a chair sniffing sicko. He just was trying to find out who drank his pineapple juice.

BTW I couldn’t recall his name so I googled chair sniffer, and there he is. How proud that must make him.

20 Culinary Boner { 03.20.13 at 6:36 pm }

Well Daisy, Troy’s chair-sniffin’ antics were a progression from his earlier incarnations as a frat-boyViking…

21 Daisy { 03.20.13 at 7:07 pm }

CB Progression? Not sure in which direction.
I think flatlining. Now I have to get that image out of my head.

He’s an old Bussy boy, same town as the beauty queens from MKR. Maybe that was HIS pageant costume.

22 Culinary Boner { 03.20.13 at 8:36 pm }

Daisy, what I like most about the Viking photo is the supercilious, born to rape & pillage your bar fridge sneer that Troy Boy has perfected here. Sniff, sniff, tally ho!