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Adults Only: The Bachelor – Too Much Information?

The Bachelor Tim Robards is known to be quite the ladies man but it appears he is also a gay icon.

Tim who is a chiropracter and also a model has quite the beefcake portfolio going on and if the bachelorettes are wondering what to expect if they get past third base then all they need to do is look at the photo after the click.


Also in sad news a bachelorette from a US series has committed suicide. It looks like it is not related to the show. Go to the SMH for full details.

The Bachelor coming soon to TEN.


1 Dr T { 08.15.13 at 8:56 pm }

Aliens invaded a quiet English village, landing in a field. There was no one around. They walked down the main street, and up to the local garage… Their sensitive equipment told them they had found life.

The captain said: I am Zorg, of the planet Zorgon. Take me to your leader!

No response from the life form

The captain repeated: I am Zorg, of the planet Zorgon. Take me to your leader!

…. Nothing …

The captain was now getting angry. I AM ZORG, a mighty intergalatic space warrior, take me to your leader! And he raised his laser

“Captain, captain…” said the first lieutenant.
“Not now you half wit” dismissed the captain. “TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER, UNLESS YOU WISH TO BE EXTERMINATED!!!”

Nothing… the petrol bowser refused to speak

Zap went the captain’s laser

****** KABOOOOOOOOOM ************

The captain and his lieutenant found themselves dazed and confused and back in the field near their ship…

Captain: What… what happened?
1st Lieutenant: I was going to say captain… maybe we shouldn’t mess with a life form that can wrap its’ penis around its’ waist and stick it in its’ ear

2 Anna { 08.15.13 at 8:59 pm }

nibehlung, we need proof :-)

3 daisy { 08.15.13 at 8:59 pm }

Dr T. LOL At last we get the benefit of your professional expertise.

4 Eliza { 08.16.13 at 12:50 am }

YUK.. Luckily I hadn’t just eaten…

5 The Makers of the Wangcaster { 08.16.13 at 10:15 am }

We’d like to sign Mr Robard’s as ambassador for our latest product –

Anyone have the name of his management?

6 Georgie { 08.16.13 at 10:24 am }

Lol #55 – ‘While My Droopy Guitar Gently Weeps’.

7 brain dead dave { 08.16.13 at 10:26 am }

“Oh, me three eyed trouser snake”

8 Georgie { 08.16.13 at 10:33 am }

Eaten By the Monster of Love –

“It’s hard to fight it off much more
I hear it drooling by the door
Eaten by the monster of love
(Don’t let it get me)

It ain’t a pretty sight to see the way it leaves ’em
(Don’t let it get me)
It chews them up and spits out creatures with those
Goo-gooy-ey eyes, sick sickly smiles, it just isn’t right”

Angst in My Pants – Sparks 1982

9 brain dead dave { 08.16.13 at 10:41 am }

Love your work, Georgie

Excerpt from Bwana Dik ~Frank Zappa

I’ve got the thing you need
I am endowed beyond your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh..

Girls from all over the world
Love to write my name on the toilet walls
At the Whisky A Go Go
For I am bwana dik
I am bwana dik
Me bwana dik
Me bwana dik

My dick is a monster
Give me your heart
My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start

(chorus line)
When bwana dik speaks
The heavens will part

My dick is a dagger
I’ll force it to fit

10 Georgie { 08.16.13 at 11:00 am }

Rofl bdd and ditto. I was going to say the Monster of Love track sounds very Zappaesque and I was going to post a link to a Youtube clip but couldn’t find a ‘share’ button.

11 Culinary Boner { 08.16.13 at 11:01 am }

Nice work bdd and Georgie.

I nominate the following as an apt theme song for this guy’s show-

12 daisy { 08.16.13 at 11:08 am }

I still don’t get the three dicks. Is it photo shopped?
I have never seen long dangly nuts like those.

13 daisy { 08.16.13 at 11:09 am }

Maybe I don’t get out enough.

14 daisy { 08.16.13 at 11:12 am }

I wonder if this photo has got all the guys checking in the mirror.

15 Georgie { 08.16.13 at 11:19 am }

CB that’s fantastic.

Persistence – I just found how to share the Sparks clip:

16 brain dead dave { 08.16.13 at 11:29 am }
17 Georgie { 08.16.13 at 11:47 am }

Wow bdd, that could start a whole new line to this discussion. V1 and V2. 😀

18 Alicia { 08.16.13 at 1:22 pm }

LMAO Daisy! First thing I noticed was his weird nuts/three penises. I haven’t seen too many sets of nuts but the ones I have didn’t look so dangly and penis like. Hahaha.

19 Anna { 08.16.13 at 2:24 pm }

He probably didn’t listen to mum when she told him not to play with himself :-)

20 Techhater { 08.16.13 at 3:31 pm }

RR this is all your fault. You said read more NOT see more.

A guy with 3 penises and NOW a girl with 2 vaginas. WTF is going on.

And now my hero Frank Zappa is being slandered.

Whatever happened to Billy The Mountain and his wife Ethel The Tree. SERIOUSLY!

And who could forget the Zinc Encrusted Tweezers.

Are we really going to waste these iconic items on a 3 willied LOSER.

Frank deserves better.

21 daisy { 08.16.13 at 4:35 pm }

I wonder if this guy has read this yet. And will he feel proud?

22 Daze { 08.16.13 at 4:40 pm }

Guinness book of records comes to mind daisy, @71 – if he does have a gander. I must admit, I blink my eyes shut when the pix comes up full blown! and page down to last post, lol

23 daisy { 08.16.13 at 4:41 pm }

BDD Who discovers they have 2 vaginas and then decides they don’t mind going public about it with a lovely smiley photo?

Hi Dr Phil, yes I have 2 vaginas. It’s handy having a spare.

Mummy there the lady with 2 baginas.

24 Anna { 08.16.13 at 4:54 pm }

Daisy, the poor girl can get pregnant twice and carry twins one in each uterus.

Been known to happen

25 night nurse { 08.16.13 at 4:55 pm }

Daze272 don’t know about the gander but he might go a goosing.

According to the urban dictionary: stand behind someone unsuspecting, put your hand up between their legs and grab the package. In this case, I don’t know who would get the bigger surprise.

26 Daze { 08.16.13 at 4:57 pm }

night nurse, well I bloody would thinking I was pulling a tassle! lol

27 brain dead dave { 08.16.13 at 5:09 pm }

I might be moving to Montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

28 Georgie { 08.16.13 at 5:15 pm }

I’m pluckin’ the ol’ Dennil Floss
That’s growin’ on the prairie
Pluckin’ the floss!

29 buzzy { 08.18.13 at 2:38 pm }


30 Anna { 08.19.13 at 12:39 pm }

Saw the ad for the show, rose petals and banners all over Australia. A bit OTT

Now when I see him I keep on seeing the above pic LOL

31 Culinary Boner { 08.19.13 at 3:59 pm }
32 Marnie { 09.05.13 at 3:02 pm }


33 daisy { 09.05.13 at 3:39 pm }

Big Baz is showing a bit more modesty (with the pixelation).

34 Culinary Boner { 09.05.13 at 3:45 pm }

Big Baz could also teach Timbo some nifty grooming techniques for keeping them nether regions in sparkling, tip top condition.

35 daisy { 09.05.13 at 3:56 pm }

I am assuming that beneath the pixelations Big Baz was less multifaceted.

36 Putan { 09.07.13 at 7:01 pm }

Chipolata snack size.

37 The Bachelor Australia Has Unleashed The Full Cheesiness Of The Show | reality ravings { 09.09.13 at 9:00 am }

[…] The episode started off with Tim talking about how he was ready to settle down now his twenties were behind him and there were some obligatory topless shots of him. But if you want to see the full enchilada click here. […]

38 dragula { 09.10.13 at 1:32 pm }

Oh dear, and he hasn’t got too much between the legs to help him. Not that great looking either…NOPE, he’s not sexy in my opinion and I’d have anything on offer but not sure about this guy

39 The Bachelor Australia’s Blake Garvey Likes To Take His Clothes Off As Well | reality ravings { 05.28.14 at 11:03 am }

[…] Go here to see the topless shots of Blake and if you have not seen THAT photo of Tim Robard’s go here. […]