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The Bachelor Starts on Sunday 8 September

Tim RobardsThe Bachelor Australia is kicking off on Sunday 8 September with a 90 minutes episode starting at 7.30pm. This is the episode will see the viewer introduced to the the 25 girls vying for his love.

Tim Robard’s is The Bachelor and he reckons he is there for love not fame and the show is hosted by Osher Gunsberg.

It will be followed up by another episode on the Monday night. Hopefully we won’t get too bombarded by this show and it will only be on one night a week.

The Bachelor Australia premieres Sunday, September 8 at 7.30pm, followed by episode two  on Monday, September 9 at 7.30pm on TEN.



1 Rosie { 08.29.13 at 11:21 am }

Is this Three Willy Tim?

2 daisy { 08.29.13 at 11:23 am }

Yes, Rosie. I don’t know if we can get past “Three Willy”.

3 brain dead dave { 08.29.13 at 11:40 am }

“You’re once, twice, three times a dickhead”

4 Andrea { 08.29.13 at 11:41 am }

Yeah, good one! I don’t know if I can watch this show now without remembering that photo!

5 Bolders { 08.29.13 at 1:29 pm }

As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words.

And his tripod pose, uncharitably shared on this blog a few days ago, says:


Times by a thousand.

6 Culinary Boner { 08.29.13 at 1:39 pm }

Straight from the mouth of the winning bachelorette…
“All hail my triple husbandoid…for he has most pleasantly wibbled my thrusset pouch”.

* Apologies to Lord Edmund.

7 daisy { 08.29.13 at 1:51 pm }

H ha ha ha ha :)

8 Bolders { 08.29.13 at 2:48 pm }
9 Culinary Boner { 08.29.13 at 5:10 pm }

Bolders, I was going to uncharitably suggest Clive James, but then I remembered that the man is a national treasure –

10 Bolders { 08.29.13 at 5:48 pm }

CB at least in my photo, the beast is smiling at its public.

That’s a charitable comparison for Mr Squished Tripod, no?

11 Gin { 08.29.13 at 6:51 pm }

I saw the promo last night and I must admit there was an element of trashiness that appealed to me. I might watch the first episode but I’m pretty sure ill get over it after that.

12 daisy { 08.29.13 at 7:47 pm }

Bolders I see a resemblance to eorge but then that’s a different thread.

13 Izobel2 { 08.29.13 at 7:52 pm }

Oh I’m sooo looking forward to this show. Even with his three jewels Daisy!

14 daisy { 08.29.13 at 8:04 pm }

:) Izobel.

15 Bolders { 08.29.13 at 10:39 pm }

Lol Daisy

16 sarnias { 08.30.13 at 12:18 am }

well now that masterchef is over, well in my book it is, I am looking for some more reality teev to tide me over before biggest loser fires up. I’ve seen the ads, he does look kind of handsome, but what is the three willie thing? Did the geezer used to be a porn star or something??? Please fill me in, no pun intended.

17 Rosie { 08.30.13 at 12:47 am }

Sarnias, it’s from RR’s previous post on The Bachelor, here: :)

18 brain dead dave { 08.30.13 at 12:51 am }

sarnias ,check out related posts above and go to this blog:

August 15, 2013 — Adults Only: The Bachelor – Too Much Information?

It’s in one of the links , I believe, not actually having seen the triple threat myself. I was happy researching the woman with two vaginas at the time.

There. Rosie’s kindly obliged.

19 sarnias { 08.30.13 at 12:55 am }

christ on a bike, yeh, way too much. Some things need to be left to the imagination. Three willies, two vaginas? Is multiple genitalia the next reality thing? Oh god, I can see it now. Man with seven sacks coming to a channel near you. Only women with three or more nipples are eligible for entry. Hehe, entry.

20 Culinary Boner { 08.30.13 at 10:11 am }

All grist to the mill for the folks at Embarrassing Bodies, sarnias, all grist to the mill…

“Keith arrives in the clinic with a rather sensitive penis complaint that he’s keen to sort out…. This week’s episode starts with Rachel who has become increasingly hairy in the past few years, especially in her nether regions.”

Tim should be happy that once he has finished wibbleing his triple manhoodoid on The Bachelor he can appear on Embarrassing Bodies Downunder.

21 daisy { 08.30.13 at 10:28 am }

Tim might be proud that he’s three times the man.

22 T { 08.30.13 at 10:29 am }

Leave my manhood alone.

Leave my manhood alone.

And leave my manhood alone.

23 brain dead dave { 08.30.13 at 10:33 am }

“Shake it more than three times and you’re playing with it”,

Frank Zappa~ “Disco Boy”

24 daisy { 08.30.13 at 10:38 am }

It’s really sad because he looks so much like my youngest son from the neck up.

25 Georgie { 08.30.13 at 10:44 am }

Daisy – this one is for you, seeing you’re so intrigued by it.

(I’ve pasted a link to the Google search results and you just select the first YouTube link from there. A link to the actual video itself requires you to sign in to a Google account to prove you’re over 18. Strange given you can simply go to it straight from the search results and no questions asked?)

26 daisy { 08.30.13 at 10:48 am }

Well thankyou Georgie.
That explains everything.

27 daisy { 08.30.13 at 10:49 am }

Tim is not the man with three willies but the guy with heavy balls.

28 Georgie { 08.30.13 at 10:50 am }

Ltic Daisy – I don’t know what’s funnier, the video or your reply!

29 daisy { 08.30.13 at 10:56 am }


30 brain dead dave { 08.30.13 at 10:58 am }

Tim will be lucky to find a root in a wood yard after the bollocking he’s getting here.

31 Georgie { 08.30.13 at 11:03 am }

I saw an ad for the show a couple of weeks ago, with TR getting out of a helicopter. I had a momentary flash of memory, like I knew him personally! 😀

32 brain dead dave { 08.30.13 at 11:23 am }

It looked like a shark hanging out of a helicopter the way he was flashing his pearly whites. I suspect he’s been caning the tooth whitener, too.

People who bare their teeth and smile a lot in social situations are often perceived as alphas by others , I understand. This guy is clearly operating under the assumption that his shit doesn’t stink. fail.

Bring it on, triple tooled Tim.

33 daisy { 09.02.13 at 7:48 pm }

You will not believe this:
Woolif came home from the shops on Saturday with a stretching thing that you pull for isometric exercise. And he hadn’t even seen Dr T’s (?) or JS’s video. Can’t recall the thread.