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The Bachelor Australia – Fast Cars, Girl On Girl Action, And A Swooning Girl

The Bachelor Australia has had a ratings increase by moving to Wednesday night which is a positive thing, however it is a show that the viewer is either going to love or hate.

Last night it was lovesick Ali going on a solo date with Tim. It was car racing (he must be having the best time going on these date!) and then it was a work out in a garden. Ali made the most of her opportunity and they had a snog, however she was coy about it on her return not telling the interrogating harem what had occurred. After the pashing Ali was given a rose.

Next it was the group date with the girls having a game of dodge ball in skimpy outfits whilst Tim and host Osher stood on the sideline. It looked like it had the makings of a scene from a dodgy porn flick.

Penny who had been getting anxious about lack of time with Tim was working the ball  hard to ensure her side won as they would get more time with “The Bachelor”. I like Penny and think she is one of the more attractive girls in the house but she does appear slightly nutty or maybe it is her ticking biological clock. None of the girls received roses from the group date.

At the rose ceremony Penny was happy to be one of the earlier girls selected but the drama was not around her but Ali who collapsed from the heat of the lights or perhaps being so close to the man she loves! He took her outside on the balcony and gave her some water and medical assistance arrived. But being the trooper that she is she managed to make it back inside the mansion to finish the rose ceremony.

In the end it was Bianca who was eliminated which was unfortunate as she was a tad dramatic and fiery. Hopefully we won’t be left with a house full of bland girls.

 

8 comments

1 brain dead dave { 09.19.13 at 4:32 pm }

I think Ali collapsed because her jeans were too tight for the snogging scene. Not a hint of camel toe there, either. I thought Tim might have needed some resuscitating after having Ali’s ample rack ,barely contained in the spray on singlet~joyously jammed in his face.

Livin’ la vida loca with Ali.

This is some of $hine’s finest work.

2 daisy { 09.19.13 at 4:58 pm }

Tim was like a man who put the brakes on too hard and the air bags inflated in his face. Lucky he didn’t need resuscitation.

3 daisy { 09.19.13 at 5:34 pm }

I thought Tim was salivating at that girl’s dodge ball fervour.

“She likes it rough”?

4 brain dead dave { 09.19.13 at 5:38 pm }

She’ll spend a lot of time dodging balls if she marries Tim.

5 JStar { 09.20.13 at 12:21 am }

For the first time this season, Tim showed some spark with his to-camera pieces when he talked about how great the cars were. In case you were the 5% of the viewing audience fooled into thinking Tim was some really hot guy SNAG who is genuinely looking for love instead of fame, look closer at his interaction with Ali compared to his other one-on-one dates. He was excited to do some cardio and clearly the endorphins lift worked as he then pashed Ali. Then at the picnic, he gave me that whole “booty call” look with his inane conversations with Ali. Yup, she is going to get her heart broken when she realises that she will be his go-to girl when he is inbetween relationships.

Tim and Osher were particularly excited over the dodge-ball game given that any outfits NOT revealing the midriff was banned by the producers as being incompatible with the pervy shots quota required per episode. Tim was really loving the idea of the women fighting over him. Too bad it wasn’t in a wrestling ring with jelly.

Show is a major guilty pleasure. It does illuminate that even women who appear to have it “all” still suffer from confidence issues of not feeling “good enough”. Ofcourse this show suggests that the answer to a woman’s self-worth is through landing herself a really hot husband.

6 On the whiteboard at Shine HQ, bolded and underlined { 09.20.13 at 9:27 am }

Misogynist Island – ok to cast, staff to check hens night scene for talent

7 Hey Ladies!.... { 09.20.13 at 10:37 am }
8 Georgie { 09.20.13 at 10:43 am }

That looks and sounds like the actions of someone who’s desperate for attention.