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Casting Call: Do You Have A Sexual Misadventure You Wish To Share?

The producers of Untold Stories of the ER are now conducting an international search for stories of sexual mishaps that have ended up in the hospital!

The producers of the show are seeking funny stories from folks in Australia, Canada, England and New Zealand.Did you have an oopsie while making whoopie? Do you have a funny story about sex that landed you in the hospital, doctor’s office or clinic? Have you had an intimate mishap that tops all others?

Do you have an outrageous story that you and your partner(s) love to share?

They want to hear your stories!

Looking for fun, lively couples who are dating, married, or broken up…

Compensation will be provided for selected stories!

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1 Georgie { 03.01.14 at 7:50 pm }

Grow your own vegies ladies!

2 daisy { 03.01.14 at 7:56 pm }

And if I see the old ladies, furtively fondling cucumbers, while seductively wetting their lips with their tongue, I will know I am in an episode of Benidorm Bastards.

Pension Thursday at the Farmers Market. Veggie fondling.

3 brain dead dave { 03.01.14 at 8:04 pm }

A friend of mine went to Darwin for a wedding/holiday and met a guy she liked a lot. Just too bad he couldn’t deliver because he’d been caning the bejesus out of a penis pump and was useless.

4 Georgie { 03.01.14 at 8:15 pm }

So did she go to the market instead?

5 Melchizedek Liquorice-Bubblebath { 03.01.14 at 8:22 pm }
6 brain dead dave { 03.01.14 at 8:25 pm }

#54 Yeah, the meat market.

# 55 “He said a friend had given him the penis pump as a joke” Yeah, right. Hilarious.

7 Gwendoline Farqhiem-Hall { 03.01.14 at 8:27 pm }

Oh jolly, a balanced diet, that’s what we like to hear my dear.

8 Sticky Date-Pudding { 03.01.14 at 8:43 pm }

I must confess to wearing a Matt Preston mask and slithering around in a zoo enclosure in an attempt to attract female Monitor Lizards. But that’s nothing unusual.

9 daisy { 03.01.14 at 8:45 pm }

Oh Judge Penis Pump. I’d love to see his late night court TV show.
“Yes! Yes! Yes!” And JJ only gets sushi…and that’s in her recess.

America’s Courts with Judge Penis Pump hammering his gavel

10 Georgie { 03.01.14 at 8:47 pm }

#58 – ltic. Careful wearing that matt mask, you could be mistaken for a giant caterpillar.

11 brain dead dave { 03.01.14 at 8:52 pm }

“The rule was that you didn’t have sex for ten days at the end of a tour,so you’d go home with a full cup of chowder.If you didn’t ,you were definitely suspect” Steven Tyler,Aerosmith, 2009.

12 Ali { 03.02.14 at 10:53 am }

daisy @59

“America’s Courts with Judge Penis Pump hammering his gavel”

But still not a patch on Captain Jack pounding his pork

13 Maz { 03.02.14 at 9:39 pm }

Secrets of the Living Doll is being repeated 10.20pm tonight on ABC2. Though it looks like most caught it first time around.

14 Muffin { 03.03.14 at 2:34 am }

Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue once had a competition to see who could go the longest without bathing but still get with groupies. After two months of sweating onstage for hours and screwing three or four chicks a night, a groupie finally threw up strands of half digested spaghetti on Nikki’s peen after she could no longer take the unclean state of it. Nikki summoned Tommy in and conceded defeat. The incident became known as “The Spaghetti Incident”.

15 Georgie { 03.03.14 at 10:28 am }

If she hadn’t already released her memoirs, Casey Donovan could have applied for this show.

16 Muffin { 03.03.14 at 3:58 pm }

Lol Georgie

17 Culinary Boner { 03.03.14 at 4:13 pm }

Easily solved, Georgie.
Production just needs to commission either Rebel Wilson or (at a pinch) Ajay to re-enact more embarrassing or just plain saucier bits from Casey’s memoirs.

18 Captain Feathersword { 03.03.14 at 7:41 pm }

Where do I begin?

Hiding the feathersword with Dorothy?

19 Georgie { 03.04.14 at 12:23 pm }

I reckon there really needs to be 69 comments on this thread! 😎

20 Warnie, Love God esq. { 03.04.14 at 4:47 pm }

*ahem* sorry to fuck up the whole 69 comments thingy, but attached is my sexy misadventure selfie of the night a totally pissed Liz tried to fellate me with all the lights off:-

21 Georgie { 03.04.14 at 5:35 pm }

Looks like the result of a night of naked paintball.

22 daisy { 03.04.14 at 5:47 pm }

I thought he had come of second best in a potato fight.

23 daisy { 03.04.14 at 5:50 pm }

That’s where you throw potatoes at each other.
You should try it. It’s very sexy.

I suppose I’ve started a ‘thing’ now.