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Nigella vogueNothing say F**k you like a Vogue Cover. Nigella Lawson gives an interview in the latest addition of Vogue UK. Does anyone else think she looks a little bit like Jackie O?

 

17 comments

1 Culinary Boner { 03.04.14 at 4:23 pm }

They’ve photo-shopped her to look like a raven-haired Emma Watson, Raver. WTF? Sad to say that, at present, she no longer gives me the horn, because she frankly no longer looks like Nigella.

Speaking of ‘The Horn’ when is Karen Martini reappearing on MKR?

2 brain dead dave { 03.04.14 at 4:31 pm }

Seems like Nigella’s neck has gotten shorter than it was a few weeks ago. Is this Vogue or Vague I’m looking at?

3 daisy { 03.04.14 at 5:14 pm }

It may be a well worked photo but I think she looks great, like some sultry French actress.
I love that shade of green on her.

4 Bolders { 03.04.14 at 5:31 pm }

Methinks she looks pensive.

Was the Throat-Grabber taking the photo?

5 Georgie { 03.04.14 at 5:47 pm }

Agree Daisy, she looks great. The vampish pose and the style of her dress put me in mind of Joan from Mad Men.

6 daisy { 03.04.14 at 5:53 pm }

Yeah. She looks like she’s just been in a potato fight.

(X ref the crazy sex thread)

7 The Other Guy { 03.04.14 at 6:17 pm }

She’s gawn all Helena Bonham Carter, she ‘as.

8 Ali { 03.04.14 at 8:00 pm }

Maybe Jackie O on the piss.

Or a quick Presidential shag – she’s got “bed hair” (which probably took a handful of production assistants and six cans of product to achieve).

9 Roo { 03.05.14 at 4:13 pm }

I wish I looked half as terrible! She looks beautiful, you go girl!!

10 Dr T { 03.06.14 at 1:31 am }

Her head and neck look too small for her body…

11 daisy { 03.06.14 at 1:35 am }

Your right that her neck looks tiny Dr T.

But I still like the look they gave her.

12 brain dead dave { 03.06.14 at 9:54 am }

This story was on $unrise this morning. It’s old news for RR readers.

The claim is that there’s no make up involved. Nigella’s always been very beautiful, so if it ain’t broke….

13 Culinary Boner { 03.06.14 at 10:41 am }

bdd, this report exposes the ‘no make up’ claim as bullshit – http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/nigella-lawsons-no-makeup-vogue-look-20140306-3484f.html

14 brain dead dave { 03.06.14 at 11:40 am }

Thanks CB. I blame Vague magazine for the de rigeur deception.

Ch 7 are no better claiming that Pharrell Williams performed “Happy”~ “live” in the studio this morning. He was lip syncing.

15 daisy { 03.06.14 at 12:35 pm }

Yeah well, you can see the make up. And there would be some photo shopping. Perhaps that is where her neck went.

But they have given her a good, natural look. And in this era no one would really get on the cover of Vogue without the works.

16 Francis Chu { 03.08.14 at 8:21 am }

When you say “She looks like Jackie O” do you mean the former presidential wife or the current radio DJ?

17 techhater { 03.08.14 at 1:12 pm }

I think she’s just gorgeous and make-up or no make=up, photoshopped or not I still love her.