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My Kitchen Rules Applications Open For 2015

If you think you can cook or make bitchy remarks to camera then My Kitchen Rules could be the reality show for you.

Applications are now open for the 2015 season. Go to the website here to apply.


1 brain dead dave { 03.05.14 at 10:44 pm }

Opportunity knocks for drovers’ dogs.

2 Bolders { 03.05.14 at 11:27 pm }

Or even if you can’t cook but you’re prepared to take on the mantle of evil bastard for the season.

3 Littlepetal { 03.06.14 at 7:38 am }

As long as you can make a cup of tea, you can apply

4 drb123 { 03.06.14 at 8:08 am }

Incompetent eye candy are especially welcome to apply

5 Georgie { 03.06.14 at 8:26 am }

With instructions like this 0n the application, it appears intelligence isn’t a selection criteria:

“The first team member will be referred to as APPLICANT A, they must complete all questions in the section named APPLICANT A. The second team member will be referred to as APPLICANT B, they must complete all questions in the section named APPLICANT B.”

6 Georgie { 03.06.14 at 9:07 am }

In fact it’s a wonder Shine didn’t add –
“You must decide between yourselves who will be APPLICANT A and who will be APPLICANT B.”

7 brain dead dave { 03.06.14 at 9:40 am }

It’s those who can’t follow the simple recipe like APPLICANT A/ APPLICANT B instructions who’ll be chosen.

Then comes the 2 Minute Noodle challenge at auditions.

8 georgietake2 { 03.06.14 at 9:45 am }

LP – Tea is a challenge in itself – black tea, green tea, herbal, milk, sugar, lemon, honey? Fruity? Loose leaf, tea bag? Jasmine??? – aargh the pressure. I don’t think I will apply to MKR.

9 Culinary Bogan { 03.06.14 at 3:27 pm }

Me and me mate Jayden want to go on this show – – we like cooking road kill and vermin. Can someone give us a call?

10 daisy { 03.06.14 at 3:46 pm }

I was going to say the bogan thing had been done…..but not like this, Ratatouille.

I can only assume some ferret piercing too.

11 Culinary Boner { 03.06.14 at 4:17 pm }
12 daisy { 03.06.14 at 4:31 pm }

A very nasty affliction.

13 Kess { 03.06.14 at 5:50 pm }

Only a handful actually apply to MKR, most are applicants from TAR, Beauty & the Geek, etc.
The sweet blondes confirmed they applied for TAR and got shoved on this.

So, take a guess at cooks and….the others –

Bet TAR applicants are:
42 countries
Old guy & trophy

Real cooks are:

14 Littlepetal { 03.06.14 at 5:57 pm }

I think they were interested in the cash prize in TAR.

Harry would not be good in TAR. I dont think he take anything seriously and he is accident prone.

15 Georgie { 03.06.14 at 6:04 pm }
16 daisy { 03.06.14 at 6:59 pm }

You’re way ahead, Georgie. I was just wondering what shows each had applied for.
So I suppose Christo had applied for the Bachelor and Harry failed the Hot Seat audition by forgetting to say, ” C is jumping out at me for some reason”. The fact that he might be clueless was not an obstacle, but the fact that the answer wasn’t laying mysteriously in his waters, was a problem.

Deb had applied for The Block to get her face renovated with a trowel again.

17 Georgie { 03.06.14 at 7:22 pm }

Miss Piggy was on her way to the Embarrasing Bodies tent. 😯

18 daisy { 03.06.14 at 7:34 pm }

Oh yeah. Right.

Or please Marry My Boy with Rick as the ‘boy’.

19 sarnias { 03.06.14 at 8:13 pm }

kess, what is TAR?

20 sarmias { 03.06.14 at 8:14 pm }

sorry, ignore that, just realised it is the amazing race.

21 Muffin { 03.06.14 at 8:16 pm }

#11-lol, she looks like an anaconda preparing to swallow someone’s pet dog whole.

22 Bronwyn { 03.06.14 at 9:38 pm }

Maybe The Jack applied to be The Bachelor and Beaky wanted to be one of the girls? Rejection happened and they hooked up? There must be some valid explanation of those two ending up together, surely!

23 Nicole { 08.19.14 at 10:12 pm }

I would like to go n the show please if try to do this last yer didt get in