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Pete Evans Reveals A Bit Too Much Flesh

Pete Evans six pack


Last week Pete Evans was photographed without shoes and this week he has gone one step further and been photographed just about naked. In last week’s photo wearing a t-shirt it looked like he had a little paunch. This is clearly not the case here.

For someone so obsessed about health he needs to be a bit more sun safe as it looks like he naturally does not have olive skin. reports he was changing out of a wetsuit.

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1 Dr T { 03.17.14 at 10:55 pm }

It appears that he supports old growth forrests also

2 Andrea { 03.17.14 at 10:55 pm }

Oh no, I thought it was going to be Bachelor Tim all over again!

3 Dr T { 03.17.14 at 10:56 pm }

He’s no Gordon Ramsay

4 brain dead dave { 03.17.14 at 11:11 pm }

Those cheeks are undercooked while the breasts are dry and overdone. There wasn’t enough chorizo ,either. I can only give this dish a “6”, gice.

5 Georgie { 03.17.14 at 11:24 pm }

What was it that Bill and Ben used to call out? “Little Weeeeed!”

6 daisy { 03.17.14 at 11:49 pm }

Pete cooked two ways: crispy skin and lightly poached. Simple, with a liberal use of garnish, but is it really a competition dish?

Dr T, did you see Turtle Thai girl got taken about a week or so ago, by a little very young looking Singapore.

7 Gabby { 03.17.14 at 11:50 pm }

I think he likes the attention, stripping off in the middle of Sydney, of course someone will be around with a camera. What a show off.

8 Dr T { 03.18.14 at 12:05 am }

Daisy – couldn’t believe it when Turtle Thai got taken. Haven’t had a chance to watch last night’s one yet

9 daisy { 03.18.14 at 2:54 am }

He’ll be marked down if there’s a bone.

10 Calorie Loader { 03.18.14 at 3:53 am }

Holy Guacamole! He forgot to baste ze breasts and with 10 minutes to go has only jus started preparing ze biff chicks for crumbing.

11 Sandii { 03.18.14 at 6:53 am }

I can’t actually work out what he is supposed to be doing. Is it an apron or maybe a wet suit. Anywho, put it away Pete!

12 Georgie { 03.18.14 at 7:43 am }

It’s a wetsuit Sandii lol. If it was an apron, we could probably assume he goes in for cooking in the raw. 😆

13 Sandii { 03.18.14 at 8:25 am }

Brings a whole new meaning to Naked Chef doesnt it Georgie. Wet suit would make more sense…silly me!

14 Sandii { 03.18.14 at 8:25 am }

It would definitely activate his nuts if he got too close to the barby.

15 pOrK cHoP { 03.18.14 at 9:26 am }

#14 Sandii – you were quicker than me. lol

However…I wonder if his nuts were activated?
I see, he still zealously pursuing his nonagenarian surfing fantasy

Lots of hilarious comments here.

16 Sandii { 03.18.14 at 10:51 am }

Love your work Porkchop !!!

17 PoRk ChOp { 03.18.14 at 10:57 am }

We all need to drop to our knees, and thank The Super Food Surfing Gods, that he didn’t lose his kefir!

18 layla { 03.18.14 at 11:26 am }


19 Ginny { 03.18.14 at 11:46 am }

He looks gorgeous. Wow!

20 Sandii { 03.18.14 at 12:20 pm }

He looks like he leaned into a tandoori oven.

21 Bolders { 03.18.14 at 12:31 pm }

He looks like he’s been sliding his food onto Manu’s plate.

22 Smythe { 03.18.14 at 12:37 pm }

Looks like he doesn’t get a full body spray tan or go into the tanning booth in his birthday suit.

23 Culinary Boner { 03.18.14 at 12:40 pm }

my barely digested lunch now sits as a steaming pile on my computer keyboard.

24 PoRk ChOp { 03.18.14 at 1:22 pm }

Sandii #16 – love your work too :)

BDD #4 – absolutely hilarious. If I can manage too woo Manu away to the land of ze Cointreau, would you consider getting into a Manu suit, and taking his place? :)

25 daisy { 03.18.14 at 1:23 pm }

To be fair to Pete, and having misspent my youth around surfer boys, it’s not uncommon for a parsnip, a couple of radishes, and some burger buns to make an apearance when a guy is trying to climb in and out of a wet suit.

I am actuallybglad we got to see this side of Pete. 😉

26 Smythe { 03.18.14 at 1:57 pm }

Daisy #25 Do you mean this front of Pete?

27 Bel { 03.18.14 at 2:13 pm }

Well, if he does spray-tans he’s doing it wearing shorts. Which is weird.

RR, he could possibly be naturally olive skinned. My DP is part spanish/very olive skinned and has a similar colour contrast happening. Then again, Pete’s more orange than tanned.

And yes, unless he’s in the beach carpark pulling on a wetsuit, what the firetruck is he doing? Showy bugger.

28 daisy { 03.18.14 at 2:15 pm }

Smythe I sometimes (like Pete) like to just throw it out there, and let other people’s minds do the dirty work.

Thanks Pete for the surf’n’turf. Too bad we didn’t get to see the full plating up.

29 Sandii { 03.18.14 at 3:48 pm }

Daisy, I get the parsnip and radishes but what are the hamburger buns.

30 Sandii { 03.18.14 at 3:49 pm }

Oh his bum….. I get it bahaha… Slow today. To many excel spreadsheets!

31 Ali { 03.18.14 at 4:02 pm }

ManU: Zat buff pastry ees not verrry appetising, but at least eet ees not store bought.

32 Bolders { 03.18.14 at 4:41 pm }

Given the tan lines… it’s Harry Highpants.

33 daisy { 03.18.14 at 4:50 pm }

Bolders, you are right. Good attention to detail.

34 Bolders { 03.18.14 at 5:00 pm }

You know me Daisy – never let a totally unimportant fact escape my attention.

35 daisy { 03.18.14 at 5:28 pm }


36 Emma { 03.18.14 at 9:30 pm }

Ugh gross. That’s way more of Pete Evans than I have ever wanted to see in my life.

37 daisy { 03.18.14 at 10:10 pm }

Porkchop@17 Perhaps women dropping to their knees is what is going on in this picture.
😳 😳

38 PoRk ChOp { 03.19.14 at 11:03 am }

daisy #37 – you have hit the nail on the head (pardon any possible pun) lol.

Your image of those women lusting after Pete, makes me wonder if anyone, other than “the little woman” would “hit” him. Zilch sex appeal, when his name, will forever be associated with his fervent desire for nonagenarian surfing, and stuffing his gob with the super foods of the 22nd century (cos Pete has followed “The Diet of the Immortal”). The super foods of that future time, will probably be all things that we are told never to eat now.

When I visualise Pete’s “ideal pursuit,” I have a not so pretty picture in my mind’s eye… that, of, a crazed, extremely aged, very eccentric, hippie looking dude, sporting long curly white hair, which is looking very striking against his mummified skin, riding the waves, oblivious to absolutely everything (because in mid- c21st, super foods were discovered to be the leading cause of Alzheimer’s). Pete is also smoking, and spending his evenings guzzling his bequest from Manu – a cellar brim full of wines, and Manu’s standing order for ze Cointreau.

At this time, Pete’s steely blues are gone, and have been replaced by D. Thomas’ Captain Cat’s eyes. He is cognisant of ONE thing only…he had raged raged “against the dying of the light,” and had finally become “The Surfing Methuselah,” of his dreams.

39 daisy { 03.19.14 at 6:41 pm }

PC you have once again brought a smile to my dial and made my day happy.
Either that it’s it’s DR singing Baby Love ….don’t throw my love away…. Why d’you do me like you do?

Have I got you singing along?

And for Pete Copa Cabana…Grandpa Beach Boys.

40 PoRk ChOp { 03.20.14 at 7:03 am }

Hi daisy…I had BB “Surf’s Up” and “I Get Around,” playing on a turntable, in my head :)

41 Alice { 03.22.14 at 7:24 pm }

RR Commenters: for some reason I’ve only just discovered this site despite being a reality junkie, anyway, I just gotta say, you guys are frigging hilarious, I keep getting the giggles reading this thread. Love a community with good funny regular posters, I’ll have to make this a regular place to visit 😀

42 Andrea { 03.22.14 at 7:31 pm }

Hope you do Alice, its nice to have new people commenting.

43 Littlepetal { 03.22.14 at 9:56 pm }

Welcome to RR, Alice.

44 daisy { 03.22.14 at 11:51 pm }

Hi Alice, roll up your sleeves and get ready for the fun 😆