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Matt Preston – The Movie

Crikey have made ode to MasterChef Australia judge Matt Preston – The Movie. I could not help laughing, however there is no stroking the paella crust in it, which personally I thought was one of his finest moments thus far on the show.

6 comments

1 Helen (grabyourfork) { 06.22.09 at 3:05 pm }

lol. love it! and i agree… they definitely should’ve included the paella crust-stroking. talk about foreplay!!!

2 Wurstsemmel { 06.22.09 at 5:48 pm }

Fun! Does lack some of his more erotic moments though.

I can’t wait to see tribute to George set to the Beatles, with him providing the ‘yeah-yeah-yeahs’.

3 Injera { 06.22.09 at 6:21 pm }

I think “Oh no, oh Poh” should be remixed into a dance track. Pity the paella crust wasn’t there. At least the “I swallowed” line made it in.

One thing that really stands out in that clip package is that the Masterchef soundtrack is really intrusive. When I’m watching, it just blends into one, but when I see a standalone clip… wow.

4 sourkraut { 06.22.09 at 11:56 pm }

Injera
but but but you pwomithed no more p..h
now my faith in humanity is totally destroyed

5 Injera { 06.23.09 at 7:54 am }

sourkraut – Oh, no! I’m sorry. I guess the first step is admitting I have a problem…

6 sourkraut { 06.23.09 at 11:40 pm }

Injera
Not your problem.
The real problem is that we have all been sucked in to watch this tosh.
And after I swore after watching the 7th rigged series of survivor that I wouldn’t watch competition reality shows any more.
Well there goes MY cred