Category — Kim Kardashian

I seriously thought this was some early April Fools day joke, but apparently it is true. On a recent episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami their other sister Khloe starts smelling their vaginal juices to decide who has the best smelling one.

They are seriously running out of  plot lines.

Dlisted has the information  on what went down (yes the pun was intended):

During last night’s episode of the #1 show in the Ninth Circle, Khloe Kartrashian tells Kim and the slow one that she read that drinking pineapple juice makes your pussy taste sweet, so they put it the test. Dumping an entire Domino sugar factory into Kim’s koochie couldn’t make it sweet, but she goes for it anyway. At around the 32:30 mark in the video above, Kim and Kourtney take turns wiping their chochas on cloth napkins for Khloe to sniff on. Khloe tells the camera, “We’re sisters, if I can’t smell their pusses, what else are we supposed to do?” There’s so many things these bitches can do as sisters. They can throw themselves into oncoming traffic. They can hold hands and jump into an active volcano together. They can feed themselves to wolves. They can do so many things!

After smelling Kim and Kourtney’s pussy fumes, Khloe declares Kim the winner.

If you thought there were already too many Kardashian’s then the news that Kim Kardashian and Kanye are having a baby together is not going to thrill you.

Kim and Kanye who have been dating since the demise of her marriage to Kris Humphries. Does Kim only date men whose names start with K?

Anyway the pregnancy will be the plot line for the next series of Keeping Up With The Kardashians and also the series has been signed by E! until 2015. It would be interesting to know this pregnancy was part of the contract negotiations.

The Telegraph writes that Kanye announced the news at a concert in Atlantic City with Kim in the audience.

The article says:

KIM Kardashian apparently had “no idea” Kanye West was planning to reveal she is pregnant.

Last night the rapper announced the couple were expecting their first child during a concert in Atlantic City, while his reality TV girlfriend sat in the audience.

Everyone reacted with excitement and surprise – reportedly including Kim herself.

Sources tell TMZ that Kim had “no idea” Kanye would break the news in such a public way and the pair hadn’t discussed the announcement.

The website reports the socialite had not planned to say anything until the baby bump started showing.

According to insiders, Kanye decided to tell the world they were expecting as Kim’s mother, Kris Jenner, and several of his own relatives were among the 5,000-strong crowd.

Despite the element of surprise, Kim seemed happy with the announcement, crying tears of joy as one of her favourite songs, Lost in the World, played.

Since the big news is now out in the open, excited celebrities have taken to Twitter to congratulate the happy couple.

“So happy for you @KimKardashian.. Love you SO much and I’m so excited to babysit!! Miss you girly.. Once again… SO happy for you!!! Xox (sic),” Demi Lovato gushed.

Kim’s family were also quick to show their elation at the news finally being made public.

Her sisters Kourtney and Khloé both revealed they are thrilled to be able to talk about the upcoming addition to the Kardashian clan, as did her mom Kris.

Her sister Kourtney had her babies on camera, which may mean Kim might also give birth on the show. However I get the feeling Kim is more a casearean type person unlike her more herbal sister.

One thing you can expect is a whole slew of product related to the baby. A Kardashian baby clothing line perhaps?

Kim Kardashian is in town and as journalists are not allowed to talk about her private life or her wedding, they are trying to get creative with their questions.

News.com.au asked who she would be if she could be anyone for a day and Kim said Jesus as she thinks having his power would be be “pretty fascinating”.

Surely she must realise that walking for 24 hours in Jesus’s shoes would be quite difficult, for one they would be flat and non-designer. He also did not lead the glamourous life mixing with the disenfranchised and forgotten. He probably would be horrified by the glorification of consumerism and materialism that is on the Kardashian shows.

TV Tonight also has an interview with the reality TV queen where she says they were initially using their show to plug their boutique. They have come a long way from those   humble ambitions.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim and Kourtney in NY, Miami etc on E! all the time…

Kris Humphries has fired off the first salvo in his divorce to reality TV star Kim Kardashian, by requesting the divorce be televised.

He said he wants people to know the truth about their marriage and how it only occurred for TV ratings.

And really what can she say everything else about her life has been televised. However I suspect this is his strategy to get the extremely wealthy Kim Kardashian to increase his divorce payout on the condition it is not televised.

(Source: News.com.au)

So you watched the wedding now watch the break up. Kim and Kourtney Take New York season two  was filmed just after the wedding of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries so hopefully we will see the tension on air. Obviously they will be editing Kris to look as bad as possible.

It is the first time ever I am looking forward to a Kardashian episode.

However if this clip below is anything to go by you can see why she is divorcing him.

Kim and Kourtney Take New York Season 2 starts tonight on E! at 9.30pm.