Category — Jersey Shore

Writing about anything to do with the Jersey Shore alumni is a through-the-looking-glass experience.  There are usually half a dozen versions of any given story, with updates and retractions as information emerges.  Anyway, CBS News is running with the story that “sources” claim that Snooki is, indeed, pregnant and that she and Jionni LaValle are engaged.

Whilst this is all still unconfirmed by either Snooki or Jionni – apparently a deal is being done with US Weekly for the official story – it’s not stopping anybody from running the rumour in as many variations as possible.  The Daily Mail ran a story that had The Unit claiming that the baby could be The Situation’s, but he has  since backed down on that claim.  Gawker reports that ex-Snooki-squeeze Emilio Masella responded to the rumours with the charming comment:

I hope for her sake, not to be rude or anything, but I hope she has a miscarriage.

Well, as long as it’s for her sake.  Sheesh.

With news that two of the Jersey Shore stars, The Situation and Ronnie have said they would like to film a season in Australia, it was no surprise that Queensland Tourism were quick to put their hands up to have the show.

As they say the Gold Coast is the perfect location as it has the glitz and theme parks. Hell they could even have schoolies as a plot line.

Jersey Shore is about a group of Italian-Americans going out getting drunk and trying to get laid.  Yes super trashy TV.

(Source: Daily Telegraph)

There have been rumours doing the rounds for awhile that Jersey Shore is all set up.

The allegations from the current season set in Italy include Snooki crashing into a police car, and the place that they are working in which is a pizza joint is not open to the general public to eat in.

But it appears this very clever person, Sean Klitzner,  in the YouTube clip has managed to expose the fakeness of a scene involving ice being thrown at Deena and Snooki. He claims a producer threw it not the barman and the footage would suggest he is right.

After a debate on Twitter with @jonicabray about Jersey Shore and whether if by watching it reduces your IQ, she insisted it was very educational.

I quickly suggested she write a guest post on it, and quicker then you can say Snooki shags The Situation this hilarious post was in my email box. Thanks Jonica.

So over to you.

10 things I learnt from Jersey Shore:

1.  The higher your hair the closer you are to heaven.
2. If you hear a guy call you a grenade it’s not because you’re re a bombshell.
3. It is acceptable to sleep off hangovers while at work in Jersey Shore – something dreams are made of.
4. Anyone can become a DJ.
5. Gym, tan, laundry is an essential ritual that should be completed before any night out.
6. Serious phone conversations  are made easier with a duck phone.
7. If you don’t hook up – make sure no one else does either.
8. Always take your bra fillets out before you hop into a hot tub.
9. Designer labels will actually pay people NOT to wear their brands.
10. If your mate is so drunk they pass out – offer them chapstick.

Finally the cultural (yes I use that word lightly) phenonmenon called Jersey Shore will be hitting free to air TV.

7mate  announced the hit program Jersey Shore will premiere on Wednesday, May 11 with a special two-hour episode at 8:30pm.

So brace yourself folks, as it is compulsive viewing at its best.

The reality program follows eight young adults – Vinny, The Situation, Snooki, Sammi, Ronnie, J-WOWW, Angelina and DJ Pauly D – as they move into a summer share house on the Jersey Shore.

Basically it is about watching them get drunk and getting laid. I know not a very interesting plot line, but it is car crash tv at its best. But before you scoff Snooki recently got paid more to speak at a University then a Nobel Laureate. I think there is something wrong with that.

Also as 7 MATE are screening the first season aka before they became famous this the cast at their most “natural” on screen.

Here is my previous blog post on the show which I wrote before it hit MTV.

Also if still undecided on whether to watch it here is a preview:

You just know she is just one step away from jellywrestling… However I did find the clip below mildly amusing.

Hell reality TV has got some credibility with Snooki from Jersey Shore making the cover of Rolling Stone magazine.

And she looks great. The lush from Jersey Shore is showing what a star she is by making the cover.

In the interview in the magazine she says the show only covers the moments when she is drunk and disorderly. She claims she is not really like that.

But what I would like to know is whether she sponsored by a tequila brand yet? Also I think this cover says more about Rolling Stone Mag rather then Snook.

Half the Real Housewives have a single out, and now Angelina from Jersey Shore has put out one. Please note the electronic twang to her voice.

Would you hit it? Well in disturbing news apparently 20 per cent of women would shag the boys from the Jersey Shore.

The survey done by Wet Intimacy Products (are you surprised?), found out this startling statistic. However, the stats don’t breakdown which particular Jersey Shore boy they would shag. Though I am sure The Situation would think he would be the most popular. (Source: The Frisky)

It is always interesting to see a second season of a reality TV show such as this one. Because when the guidos and guidettes were filming the first season on Jersey Shore they would have had no idea on what a phenomenon it was going to become.

Now The Situation is on $30,000 an episode, and Snooki is being paid more in club appearances than Lindsay Lohan.

Will they be much more self conscious on camera or over act and become parodies of themselves. Also one of the amusing things in season one was Pauly D and The Situation’s poor pick up attempts with chicks, and now they were “famous” they were going to not any problems getting girls.

Surprisingly one of the first comments Snooki made was political, oh ok it was about tanning salons, apparently Obama has increased the tax on them, and she is not happy as she now has to do tans at home. She appears to have a heavy hand as she was darker than Beyonce in some scenes.

Angelina who left the first season after a few episodes had now decided to hitch herself to the series again. In fact I think it was fairly lucky the producers asked her back. Apparently she hooked up with Pauly D and The Situation at Jersey Shore. “I am looking forward to seeing the fireworks between the girls, and I will just be sitting in the corner with a sparkler.” said The Situation about how the girls would feel about Angelina being in the house.

And it was on in the taxi on the way to the club. With Jwow wanting to take it outside, and strangely enough Snooki was the voice of reason – well for a few minutes.

And of course there was the predictable Sammie and Ronnie flare up as they are ex’s. Sammi thinks she is still in love with him, but what I don’t get is why?