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Chloe Lattanzi Needs To Get A Real Job

Olivia Newton-John needs to stop her daughter Chloe Lattanzi’s trust fund, and tell her to go get a real job. It is time to give up her dream to make it in the entertainment industry.

Anyone who saw Chloe’s performances on reality show Rock The Cradle (go here to see blog post and video on that bit of fuckery) will have concerns about her mental health.

Chloe in the past has battled anorexia nervosa, and clearly has body image issues as for such a young girl she looks like a lot of cosmetic surgery has been done. Which I think is sad. She looks more like Jocelyn Wildenstein then our Liv’s daughter (see pics of her below).

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Her latest bid for attention/publicity/fame is a video clip that has sparked controversy as it shows images of self harm, and suicidal images. This has of course sparked an international outcry, about whether it is appropriate, which has of course sparked masses of publicity. And yes I know people in glass houses etc….

Personally I only got through 30 seconds of the clip before I  clicked it off, as the music is bad and the video overwrought.

I have put it up here, but if you are under 18 you can’t watch it. However it might be educational for parents to sit with their kids to watch, and tell them this is why you need to study hard and go to University. Also to seek help if they are feeling that desperate about their life.

I know mental health is no joke, and people need to seek help and they should, and I feel sorry for Chloe, but she needs to find a new path. Her parents need to help her with this, as you know it is only a matter of time before she is on Celebrity Rehab, and any regular viewer of that show will know it is always the parents fault when they are chatting in therapy.

Australian parent groups are up in arms about it according to Contact Music. These groups have just ensured instead of three watching this crapastic song, about 100,000 will.

July 27, 2011   8 Comments

Chloe Lattanzi Last Song On Rock The Cradle

In the final episode of Rock The Cradle, the US reality TV show where children of celebs compete in a sing contest, Chloe Lattanzi sung a duet with her mother. They sang “I Honestly Love You.”

I think if Chloe does not make it as a singer, which is highly likely, she can become a porn star, as every song she sings she does heavy breathing and shrieking. This one is no exception.

Duet can be seen here.

Unfortunately Chloe did not win the show and this could be the last performance we see of her.

May 12, 2008   2 Comments

Chloe Lattanzi sings "Toxic" Another Mesmerising Performance On Rock The Cradle

Matt Lattanzi really got done over in his divorce from Olivia Newton-John as he is now living in a Tepee. However he has retained some Australian culture from his time of marriage with Our ‘Liv as he plays the didgeridoo.

He has aged well his pretty boy looks now settling into a more rugged look. However there must be a bald patch as the head was covered at all time. Both he and Olivia were in the audience for their child’s performance of Toxic also sung by Brittany Spears. Clearly Chloe and Olivia share the same plastic surgeon.

The performance which can been seen here shows the usual Chloe Lattanzi spectrum of emotions. She appears slightly unstable I know you cannot blame the parents for everything, however if Olivia decides to front a parenting show I am going to start a picket line at that studio.

May 3, 2008   Comments Off on Chloe Lattanzi sings "Toxic" Another Mesmerising Performance On Rock The Cradle

Reality Tidbits

Cosi Has Been Told He Will Be Bashed If He Turns Up To This Weeks The Biggest Loser Finale.

An article in the Adelaide Times has Cosi claiming that Bryce and one other unnamed contestant would bash him up if he came to the finale. Channel Ten has hosed it down. Personally I think it is a load of bollocks and just Cosi beating it up for some publicity.

Chloe Lattanzi Another Hot Mess on Rock My Cradle.

Here is this weeks performance from Chloe Lattanzi on Rock My Cradle singing Korn’s “Freak On A Leash”. Rock My Cradle which is shown in the US on MTV is a reality TV show that has stars of famous children in a singing competition, with viewers voting who goes.

You get the feeling in a few years Chloe is going to write a Mummy Dearest type book which will make Joan Crawford look like Mother Theresa. What has Olivia Newton-John and Matt Lattanzi done to cause such deep rooted emotional issues and also why are they encouraging a singing career?

Anyway I hope she stays on as her performances are the highlight of my week. Come on David Gyngell buy it to screen on Channel 9 it would be compulsive viewing. Link here to the performance

Are Kyle Sandilands and Tamara Jaber the Chavs of Australia?
For years I have been stunned by both Kyle and Tamara’s lack of taste first there was the magazine spread showing their Gold Coast type mansion, but now it has been revealed they are going to have a wedding that will rival any english footballers wives matrimonial day.

News.com.au reveals Tamara will have nine attendants and her dress will be designed by Joanne Panzarino who specialises in “feathers, frou, frou, and frills.”

I can just see Posh and Beck’s type thrones at the reception.

April 27, 2008   5 Comments

Chloe Lattanzi the Hand That Rocks The Cradle

Olivia Newton-John’s daughter, Chloe Lattanzi is on a reality tv show in the US called Rock The Cradle. This show has children of stars competing against each other in a singing competition.

Chloe who has been desperately been seeking fame since she was about sixteen must have decided this was a perfect vehicle to try and relaunch her singing career after her hopefully successful battle with anorexia nervosa.

This week on the show she sang a her mothers song “I Honestly Love You” with some sort of horror gothic twist. Bizarre was one word to describe it, as is all the plastic surgery this young girl has had, clearly she is wanting mutilate her body in another way.

I know it must not have been easy to grow up in our “Livvy’s” house, gees a boyfriend of hers allegedly threw himself off a fishing boat and swam to Mexico to get away for chrissakes.

By the way Chole’s voice wasn’t too bad, and I hope some Australian station buys the show to air. Maybe Channel 9 can as they are cancelling reality TV shows all over the place.

Link to article with the video of the song

April 19, 2008   3 Comments