Category — Randy Jackson
Tonight American Idol headed into corn country – Omaha Nebraska, but where was Paula Abdul?
Randy Jackson, and Simon Cowell had to hold the fort until she turned up.
Paula was a no show as apparently her plane was late. But somehow I was not buying that excuse, as she appeared to be struggling the whole show. There was the hiccups the barely able to speak, and her sanity was in question when she said yes to the amusing but very terrible former female wrestler Sarah Whitaker aka Lady Morgue.
If Paula was wanting to put to rest the alcohol or pill rumours that do the rounds on the internet, this episode did not assist.
One of the first auditioners to be shown was Chris Bernheisal a 24 year old who could only be described as enthusiastic. He had presents for the judges, and photos of himself with Kelly Clarkson.
To keep the Kelly Clarkson theme going he then sang “Since You’ve Been Gone”.
He said what he liked about Idol was about “It gave people a second chance at their dream”. For him the second chance was not going to happen as his voice was very ordinary.
Chris however was not going to be deterred he then asked to audition as a red carpet interviewer for the American Idol final.
Not doing much better the judges smirked as they told him to contact the local Fox station and tell them that he is to report for them at the Idol final.
Chris was over the moon about this development, he did not seem to realise that Randy and Simon were snickering at him, but hell if he gets to do the red carpet who cares.
Jason Rich a 21 year old farmhand nearly blew his opportunity as he could not remember the words of his song. Obviously Simon and Randy were feeling benevolent by giving him a few chances and then a golden ticket to Hollywood.
Rachel Wilkes claim to fame prior to auditioning for American Idol is winning arm wrestling competitions. She did not look butch but she must be strong.
Ryan Seacrest had arm wrestling match (it was a draw), but Simon refused as he knew losing on camera would be bad for his image.
Her country voice got her through to Hollywood, however would be very surprised if she got further then that.
Samantha Sidley a pretty 22 year old obviously caught the judges in a bored patch. As she had to put up with Ryan coming into the judging panel, whilst Paula did the interviews outside. To be honest it did not add any value to the show. But it probably gave Randy and Simon a break from inhaling Paula’s alcohol fumes! (only joking).
With all the shenanigans going on Samantha sang nicely with a husky voice and got herself a ticket to Hollywood.
The heart string story this week was Angelica Puente, who currently lives with her grandmother as she was not getting on with her father. Apparently he was really strict, probably didn’t let her boyfriends stay over and smoke pot in her bedroom. But the whole vignette was about how much she loved him, and wanted to make him proud. Tears really flowed once her rendition of the “Power of Love” by Celine Dion got her through to Hollywood. I was surprised she got put through, but maybe it was poor pickings in Omaha.
Then rocker David Cook 24 who was inspired by former Idol success story Daughtry sang ‘Living on a Prayer’ by Bon Jovi. Simon said ” a little worthy but good” and was given the green light to California.
Time for another comedic interlude with Johnny Escamilla who was correct when he described himself as weird. His gold glitter jacket was always going to be a hindrance in getting the judges to take him seriously.
His voice was not terrible, however he did a bizarre rendition of the Johnny O’Keefe classic “Shout”.
Simon crucified him by saying he hated everything “the jacket, the singing, the dancing”.
Last for the day was Leo Marlowe – as he said his mum said she raised a great homecoming queen it was just a pity it was not one of her daughters!
Could Leo be the first out gay person in the top 12 contestant? Well his voice was certainly showed that he could be, and as Leo said he was popular.
Simon reckons he is popular as well. Maybe he won’t be anymore once his friends hear some of the comments Simon has been making during the auditions. Tonights clanger was when he said “Friends are never glad when you do well.”
By the end of the day 19 people from Omaha were onto the next round in Hollywood.
January 30, 2008 No Comments
American Idol – Season 7 hit the Australian TV screens through Fox 8 apparently only five and half hours behind the screening in the US. I cannot figure out the time zone so I will just have to believe them.
Also with the time frame does this mean Australian’s vote this year? Somehow I doubt it but with the technology these days it cannot be far off where there will be some international voting for some reality TV show.
After last years poor showing the American Idol series should be expected to rate highly this year because there are no other shows on TV due to the continuing writers strike in the US.
The Idol juggernaut went to seven cities, and over 100,000 people auditioned with the hope taking out the title or maybe just to get their face on TV.
Anyway first up was Philadelphia where the biggest crowd ever showed up. Isn’t there anything better to do in this city maybe they need to build more skate board ramps or something.
The show started with Simon Cowell looking bored, Paula Abdul flashing her white bra through a sheer top (couldn’t wardrobe afford a camisole?) , Randy continued to laugh at contestants he thought were bad, and Ryan Seacrest trying to look interested when he was interviewing the wannabe hopefuls.
Always on Idol the contestants have got to have a story – so first up contestant Joey Cattalone story was he had lost over 200lbs. Randy had sympathy for him as he also has had a huge weight loss though this season it looks like it has plateaued. With a ok singing voice he got the golden ticket through to Hollywood.
One of the things that does frustrate me with Idol is the Producers putting through to the judges auditionees with clear mental health issues. One of these contestants called Al was clearly nuts and there he was having Simon roll his eyes at him and Randy and Paula snickering.
Another person who was given this treatment was James Lewis a guy who sang in a low gravelly tone flat voice – who was bewildered to have Paula laughing at him. Is it really necessary to inflict national humiliation of a vulnerable person like this?
I am not a wowser some of the bad auditions are hilarious but some are just sad.
American Idol this year were also showing the good singers that were getting through to Hollywood.
Melanie Nyema a back up singer, Jenot Joiner, and Johnathan Baines were examples of this.
Temptress Brown a black sixteen year old footballer was in Philly to audition for her sick mother. Her mother had come to the audition in a wheelchair. She was huge and her body was clearly the sign of her physical ailments. Why wasn’t she hospitalised to lose weight? Or is that not paid for on the public health system in the US? If not it should be. She has clearly eaten herself to death.
Temptress had huge expectations and you really wanted her to be good, but she was hopeless singing a Jennifer Hudson number. Simon for once put her down gently – and then she started sobbing. Paula was hugging her and the judges walked her out of the room to meet the family.
Has Simon found a heart I thought? But was reassured later in the show that he hadn’t when he said to Randy that American’s are weird that when a friend gets good news they celebrate it.
Randy looked gobsmacked – especially when Simon continued by saying ” I could not do it”. Does he have any friends and if so don’t bother ringing him to tell him you got a promotion, won the lottery, or are getting married as obviously he cannot give a rats. Also maybe it is why his girlfriend Teri Seymour always looks so miserable in photographs.
A weird Paul Materano came into do a love song for Paula Abdul – It was called the stalkers song it had lines in it like “If I were Columbo, I’d Peter Falk her.” and other innuendos. I was surprised it did not have a line that said “If I were a pig, I’d pork her”.
Anyway was this guy a creep or a set up? Well it has been revealed on Idolater that this guy does it for a living? So are the producers now paying people to perform at the audition shows. It made sense as Paula did not seem overly creeped out by it or maybe with all her botox and her face is having difficulty showing any expression.
Another contestant who I thought may have been a plant or just producers using a nutter was Alexis Cohen some sort of glitter dyke who lived with her mother in a bed sit. A fulltime student at 24 always screams mental health issues to me.
Simon thought she was a bit possessed and reminded him of Willem Dafoe in the Batman movie.
I thought the judges had put her down gently, but when she got out of the room she had a mega meltdown swearing and raving on, added to the fact that they had a shot of her living space I thought is this real or set up?
Then were the heart string stories of Angela Martin 26 with a daughter with Rhetts diesease who deservedly got the golden ticket.
Also there was Kirsty Lee Cook from Oregon who apparently had to sell one of her horses to get to Philly to audtion. But again the show did not reveal that she has previously had a contract with Arista Records. Popwatch Blog has more details
This was apparently the same for pure nanny Brooke White who has never seen a R rated movie – they did not mention she was in a band and has a full on my space page. I don’t have a problem with professionals applying but don’t portray them as amateurs and expect the google loving public to fall for it.
One person I did feel sorry for not getting the golden ticket was Christin Talisano – the Princess Leia fan who even dressed like her. I thought she was hilarious.
So come on American Idol a bit more transparency please.
January 19, 2008 No Comments