Category — The Only Way Is Essex

Fans of The Only Way Is Essex will be thrilled that Season 3 starts tonight, Monday 26 March, on Lifestyle You at 9.30pm.

My favourite is Kirk, but girls you may be interested in new boy Mario.

Check him out the preview clip below. As a professional blogger I had to watch it a few times to truly assess whether he was my type of guy for the record he isn’t.

With all the chatter about new Australian reality TV show The Shire and how the show is going to be more like TOWIE then Jersey Shore you may want to check it out.

If you don’t think that reality TV can transform your life well think again.

Amy Child’s from The Only Way Is Essex was a beautician and struggling sometime model and now she is in major advertising campaigns and has her own reality TV show.

Amy who has now hired security due to two of her former co-stars being badly attacked.

She was also named at the UK Reality TV awards as the “Personality of the Year”.

She has now left the show and the Daily Telegraph reports Childs’ latest modelling job is to be the face and body of new lingerie range Bra Queen – designed for Tesco stores. After quitting TOWIE in August, Childs went into the UK Celebrity Big Brother house, then landed her own reality show following her life. She is also a regular on morning TV in the UK and her own clothing range has been launched.

The Only Way Is Essex is now into its third season is on Lifestyle You. If you are wondering who this star is check her out below in the YouTube clip, and yes I don’t have a clue what she is talking about either.

Made In Chelsea is a ‘structured reality show’ on Lifestyle You. It is about a group of allegedly upper class young people in London.

The cast come with names like Spencer, Hugo, Rosie, Millie, Cheska, Caggie and Ollie. They obviously think they are classier then their cousins in reality TV than The Only Way Is Essex, but I am not convinced.

Like their Essex counterparts they have big hair (the girls), drink, party and hook up.

All the guys in Chelsea are a bit wet combine that with sense of superiority and it does not make them very attractive.

Ollie who is into straightening his hair, fake tanning and eyelash curling finally broke up with his girlfriend Gabriella, as he has decided to explore his sexuality. However this revelation left no one shocked in either the cast or the viewer.

Here is his coming out clip here:

However after doing some dabbling with guys he has been dating Chloe Green, daughter of billionaire owner of Top Shop Phillip Green. She said neither she or her father had any problems with him being bisexual. She has now joined the cast of the show. However they broke up recently because of the public scrutiny. (Source: Daily Mail)

How does he get the ladies? Well according to his ex-girlfriend Gabriella who is also on the show he is good in the sack.

She said to Metro UK:

‘You can’t ignore the subject, but it’s up to Ollie to talk about it,’ she added.
Gabriella also revealed that regardless of Ollie’s true sexuality, he knows how to satisfy a woman in bed.

She admitted the pair have slept together since their split, saying: ‘We’ve already had the ‘ex sex’ – I couldn’t resist. He’s amazing in bed.’

Gabriella was possibly over-sharing when she added: ‘Even though he’s feminine and camp, he’s all man in the bedroom. He’s wonderful.’

By the way if you think you want to know more about Made In Chelsea, or The Only Way Is Essex here is a good interview with Caggie from Chelsea, and Lauren from Essex. The show is a lot of fun.

Made In Chelsea is on Lifestyle You on Monday nights at 8.30pm.

How do you know an Essex girl has had an orgasm?

 She drops her chips.

 Yes and that was the only thing I knew about Essex girl’s prior to watching the new reality show The Only Way Is Essex.

 Have Essex girls changed? I am not sure but they definitely have gone a little bit more upmarket. Well upmarket if you mean fake tan, fake tits, designer clothes, and glamour modelling.

 I have to confess I wanted to hate this show and I did for the first three minutes but after that I was hooked.

 The show follows seven Essex lads and chicks throughout their everyday lives, which involves beauty treatments, banal conversations, and going to nightclubs. OK not exactly high end reality TV but amusing nonetheless.

 The cast consists of six young, rich and beautiful socialites, nightclub promoter Mark and his aspiring pop-star sister Jessica Wright, fashionista Lauren Goodger, nightclub owner Kirk Norcross, beauty therapist Amy Childs and glamour model Sam Faiers.

 The question needs to be asked when did Essex boys get so cute?  Kirk the nightclub owner is particularly dishy, and I have developed a mini-crush on him.

 One thing that did irritate me at first was the show was obviously semi-scripted with the scenes set up and they were told what to talk about.

 The current plot if you can call it that, are ‘love rat’ Mark is adjusting to a newly single life since breaking up with his glamorous girlfriend Lauren after 9 ½ years; part-time model and beauty therapist Amy is meant to be embracing a new relationship with nightclub owner Kirk but prefers to hang out with her cousin Harry and gossipy best friend Sam. Meanwhile, Sam is causing problems for Lauren as she relentlessly flirts and pursues Mark.

 Yes trashy but oh so addictive much watch TV.

 The Only Way Is Essex premieres on Lifestyle You tonight Monday 24 January, at 8.30pm. However it will be repeated throughout the week. Watch it and tell me what you think.