Category — sleaze
There have only been three stories in town this week, Tony Abbott becoming the new Federal Opposition leader, Nathan Rees being rolled from the NSW Premiership, and Tiger Woods being caught putting it about with an assortment of cocktail waitress, reality TV personas, and nightclub hostesses.
Why is it always the cocktail waitress? Seriously why did I go to uni when I could have just wiggled my ass and served a couple of mojito’s to make some fast bucks. Then again your probably wondering why I went to Uni and now write a reality TV blog….
Anyway GO have been fabulously opportunistic and now actively promoting what would have been low rating schlocky reality show called Tool Academy which stars one of Tiger Wood’s paramours, Jaimee Grubbs.
Grubbs – who claims to have had an affair with Woods for two-and-a-half years – stars in the first season of Tool Academy, a reality show dedicated to taking the most arrogant, dishonest, thoughtless and unfaithful boyfriends and transforming them into husband material.
Aside from Grubbs and her disinterested boyfriend Shawn, Tool Academy helps eight other frustrated women who are all dating complete “tools”, including Jenna, whose boyfriend Ryan is kind and caring – until he turns into his alter ego “Matsu-Flex”, a tattooed tool who feeds off the attention of other women and gets around clubs in nothing but underwear which he calls his “man panties”.
Each week therapist Trina Dolenz uses her supreme powers to detect a truly incorrigible tool and eliminate one of the contestants. Upon elimination, the tool in question gets one shot at convincing his girlfriend that he is able to change before she decides on the spot whether or not to dump him for good.
In the end only one tool will remain and win a cash prize of $100,000 – and the title of “Mr Awesome”.
The show sounds totally trashy.
The show will be on GO on Sunday night’s at 8.30pm.
December 5, 2009 6 Comments
Rumours were flying this week that there were photos of Brianna doing unspecified actions with Matt Corby in a spa.
Fingers crossed they emerge soon in the mags or internet.
Maybe she was in damage control and trying to show she did get on with the younger ones in the hours after her comments in TV Week that said she thought some of the housemates were immature. I presume comments like will not win her any popularity contests either inside or outside the house.
Brianna should expect a voting backlash from Matt’s teeny fans for sullying him so expect her already low vote to be further down this week. My prediction is she will be in danger of being voted out and dead set cert for bottom three.
Matt being an early contender for this year Idols crown may also find his nice boy image tarnished by playing tonsil hockey with Brianna. Especially since earlier this week they set him up with a aw shucks what a nice guy story regarding a girl he liked and how they were waiting until the whole Idol thing blew over to get it together. He may also find himself losing some of his large fan base to the other heartthrobs on the show.
They are not the only ones using Idol as an opportunity to get some horizontal folk dance action. Mark De Costa was alleged to have been using his ‘fame’ to pull some tottie in a night club in Sydney. The Daily Tele states he was sleazing around until he finally pulled. Disgruntled patrons said he was sleazy. Good on him if you are not going to get a recording contract out of the show the bare minimum you can expect is to get laid.
I thought he had a girlfriend in the audience – but maybe it was his sister. If not I suspect there will be some interesting phone conversations today – will she believe that he did in fact just share a cab to their seperate residences as the Channel 10 publicists tried to spin it.
As the rocker of the show isn’t he meant to drink copious amount of alcohol, drugs, and sleep with at least three groupies a day? Well the theme is rock on the show this Sunday so maybe he is just getting in some early practice.
September 14, 2007 No Comments